Supernatural: A Turducken Slammer & Other Awful Things

December 8th, 2011 | by | supernatural, the cw, the winchesters, tv shows

Dec
08

NaNoWriMo and then a five-day trip to Toronto got me all backed up over here. Sometimes I don’t write when I hate an episode, but I liked both “How to Win Friends” and “Death’s Door”, so let’s get to it, shall we?

Episode 7.09 was written by my favorite Supernatural writer, Ben Edlund. I love how he veers from ridiculous to horrifying so easily, and makes me believe every second of it. So we start out with the mauling of a non-camper camper type (I believe in tents and sleeping bags on the ground when you camp, that’s how we did it when I was a kid, dammit!) which brings our beloved Winchesters and Mr. Bobby Singer to the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, which always makes me think of  The Sopranos, in search of the Jersey Devil.

Needless to say, this is not the work of the mythical Jersey Devil. And I could go on and on, because this episode is pretty twisty and turny considering we start out in the Pine Barrens and end up in a shootout with leviathan Dick Roman at some distribution warehouse, and since we have already seen the episode that follows this one… well, I don’t need to spend a lot of time on this one. The gist of it all is that the leviathan have spiked Dean’s new favorite sandwich with some kind of grey, gooey revolting-ness that sedates people, making them easier to eat, I assume. Although DoctorLeviathan had a few failures, like the zombie-like guy who attacked the campers, and AngryBrendan waiting tables at Biggerson’s.

Awesome gruesome: The night our trio of heroes go a-huntin’ for whatever is eating people in the woods, they meet one crazy zombie! Which leads us to one of the best, old school autopsies ever! along with some silly, not so grumpy anymore Dean dialogue (I firmly believe that Edlund LOVES to write Dean). My favorite bit being the cat head in the zombie stomach (“You got to be damn hungry to eat a cats head”). EWWW.

So, after some sleuthing and the sobering up of Dean, Bobby gets snatched on the roof of the leviathan hideout and teased by Dick Roman. Our lovely Winchesters come to the rescue, of course, leaving Bobby a moment to rifle through Dicks’ plans, finding out what those plans really are, and melting a bunch of leviathan faces in the meantime.

A little more villian blah blah, and Bobby runs out to the awaiting getaway van, and Dean peals outta there with Dick running behind pulling off a few rounds in their direction. As they speed away, Dean and Sam giddy with their escape, they realize that Bobby, who hasn’t said a thing since they sped off, has been shot in the head.

And I yell “Noooooo!” at my TV as the executive producer title card pops up.

“Death’s Door” starts right up where we left off, with a zoom into Bobby’s hole in his head, and I have to say I was totally confused at first, with the scene in the Pine Barrens from the previous episode, even if I recognized that it was a little different than the original. It’s a pretty clever way of introducing us to Bobby’s brain, show, and we get an awesome episode traveling through Bobby’s rapidly dying brain.

The conceit, brought to us by Rufus (Hi Rufus!!), is that if Bobby can dig deep enough into his gin-soaked brain, he can find a door out and save himself from death, or at the very least, get the cryptic info he got from Dick’s desk to the brothers (and OMG, another one of my shows with cryptic numbers?). Unfortunately, Bobby has a reaper on his tail who informs Bobby that he is in a coma and dying and he might as well just come along, and we all know those guys don’t give up once they’ve got a bead on you.

Meanwhile, our sorrowful Winchesters stomp and cry in the hospital as they begin to realize that they are going to lose their second Daddy. Dean is not taking it well, as to be expected, harassing the poor organ donor guy and such, while Sammy resorts to his now fall back tic, shoving his nail into his palm to make sure that this isn’t all some horrible, horrible hallucination. It’s pretty sad. I hate to see those boys in pain, and now that they seem to have finally repaired their relationship, they have to deal with this. Why are the writers so mean to them?

Anyway, we get quite the tour of Mr. Singers head, ending with youngBobby shooting his abusive drunk of a dad dead, dead, dead right before he smacks his Mom into oblivion. Nice move, youngBobby, I approve. This is enough to get nowBobby to wake up on his deathbed just long enough to get the numbers to Sammy, and call the boys “idjits” in his fatherly way, and flat line right in front of those lovely boys eyes.

The screen goes black, exec. producer title card, aaaand… Bobby’s dead? For realsies?? Not sure. It would be very Supernatural of them to finally kill off Bobby. Amazing he’s lasted this long, actually. But then again, this is a show where dead people show up all the time, and people escape death countless times, so who knows.  We certainly won’t until January (damn you, holiday hiatuses!).

 

 

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‘H50′ Episodes Share Common Plot Structures

February 21st, 2011 | by | cbs, hawaii five-o, tv shows

Feb
21

By Stu Robinson,

In the past, I’ve observed that episodes of CBS’s new Hawaii Five-O come in two varieties: those devoted to revealing the back stories of Steve McGarrett (Alex O’Loughlin) and the three other main characters; and those that simply serve up a crime for them to solve. But Episodes 16 & 17 made me realize that I might have painted that with too broad a brush.

Two observations:

  • Among those that focus on a crime du jour, there are two sub-genres that I call “procedural” and “pursuit.” In the former, the protagonists – and the viewers – have a mystery to solve. In the latter, the threat is clear and it’s a race against time.
  • Some episodes blend the various genres and sub-genres. The main plot may be a mystery while the secondary plot advances one of the back stories.

That is the case with Episode 16, in which McGarrett, Chin Ho and Kono engage in a pursuit while Danno splits off to deal with a situation involving his daughter and ex-wife.

The story starts with a bang – literally. Federal witness Julie Adelman (Mariana Klaveno) is on the run in the jungle after her U.S. marshal protector is gunned down by assassins posing as Honolulu police officers. This prompts ex-Navy SEAL McGarrett to go all Rambo as he and Chin Ho plunge into the jungle to rescue the witness and take down the killers. The clock is ticking; Julie must testify later in the day or the case involving her will be dismissed. They find her before the assassins, and McGarret orders Chin Ho to escort her to the courthouse while he continues the hunt. By the end of the journey, Chin Ho and Julie are exchanging smoldering glances, but it’s already been established that she is headed for the witness-protection program. (Maybe she’ll pop up on USA Network’s In Plain Sight.) Back at Five-O headquarters, Kono attempts to identify the “cleaner,” a sort-of insurance assassin tasked with killing the target and the other hit men if the initial attempt fails.

Meanwhile, Danno is concerned about his daughter, Grace, and ex, Rachel, after their vehicle is carjacked. When the car, normally driven by Rachel’s husband, Stan, is recovered within an hour without any of its contents taken, Danno becomes suspicious. When he takes Grace and Rachel home and finds their mansion ransacked, again with nothing taken, Danno is convinced that Stan has gotten himself into trouble and is being sent a message. Rachel thinks Danno just has it in for Grace’s stepfather. We finally meet “the Stan” and get a glimpse into the stepfamily dynamic when Danno picks him up at the airport for heart-to-heart chat. Turn out Stan has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle, which Danno resolves in an overly simplified manner.

The plots intersect only once. McGarrett has disabled one of assassins with a jungle booby trap and is about to perform field surgery on the guy when he receives a phone update from Danno and improbably stops to counsel his partner about anger management before Danno confronts Stan.

While Episode 16 was generally a pursuit episode, Episode 17 was more procedural. After a group of partying college students is kidnapped from a tourist catamaran, the team must identify the pirates and rescue the hostages. This premise not only enables the cameras to appreciate buff young adults in swimwear but also opens the way for buff, young guest stars – in this case Nick Lachey and fiancée Vanessa Minnillo.

When the hostages’ parents arrive on the island, the most troublesome is portrayed by the incomparable Ray Wise (Twin Peaks, Reaper). That’s an opportunity for a possible red herring, as viewers are likely to assume he’s the bad guy because of his previous roles. It’s also an opportunity for product placement, as McGarrett orders his team to “set up a holding area at the Hilton.”

But the episode does give viewers a chance to figure things out at home. I admit, my own suspicions were confirmed at the conclusion.

Final Thoughts

  • Expect the stunt casting and the storyline involving Danno and his ex to continue. Previews for tonight’s Episode 17 show comedian Dane Cook, playing Danno’s brother, at a restaurant sharing stories with Danno, Rachel and their daughter, Grace.
  • The Feb. 18, 2011, issue of USA Today included a lengthy feature story on Hawaii Five-O that discussed the show’s ratings success and how it has moved beyond the original series by delving into the characters’ back stories. It also cites the writers’ use of humor, particularly in the car bickering between McGarrett and Danno, which the crew have dubbed “carguments.”

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Stu Robinson, a college friend of the TV Tyrant, is a writer, editor, media-relations practitioner and social-media guy based in Phoenix.

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Catching up: Reaper, Kings, Harper’s Island

June 21st, 2009 | by | harper's island, kings, ray wise, reaper

Jun
21

I’ve fallen rather behind both in my television viewing and in my blogging, so I thought I’d catch up with a few things today, seeing as I don’t have access to HBO this weekend and can’t watch True Blood until tomorrow, at the earliest.

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First up: Reaper.

I did so love this show.

I’ve said about 8 gazillion times how perfectly cast Ray Wise was as Satan, so I’ll try to keep that to a minimum today.

But I absolutely am going to miss seeing him with those piercing blue eyes, impeccably combed hair and blinding white smile, making mischief in people’s lives now that Reaper‘s off the air.

Like most of the shows I watch these days, I caught up with most of Season 2 in marathon viewings on my DVR. Over three, maybe four nights, I watched the entire season and enjoyed it as much as ever.

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The state of science fiction on TV

May 24th, 2009 | by | human target, new season, new shows, past life, schedule

May
24

As it is with every year, a whole bunch of science fiction-y shows were canceled at the end of the season, but I have to give it to the networks for trying a bunch of new ones next year.

It was so hard to keep track of the comings and goings during the upfronts, but SciFi Wire thankfully charted it all in a very understandable fashion.

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The clear winner, IMHO, is Fox.

Sure, Fox canceled Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, better known as TSCC because it’s a lot freakin’ shorter. But it did keep Dollhouse around for at least another 13 episodes. (Side note: This comic is probably a bit too close to reality for comfort when it comes to how the decision was made.) I’m thinking that Fox didn’t feel like incurring the wrath of the Whedonverse again, whereas TSCC ended at a spot that could full well be the series’ end. (Not that I wouldn’t have loved to see where it would have picked up in the fall.)

Fox also kept Fringe, which is one of my favorite shows. So the net gets brownie points for that. It’s also picked up Human Target and Past Life, each for 13 episodes and for midseason.

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Ratings: Worst. Season. Ever.

May 22nd, 2009 | by | ratings, season

May
22

OK, I guess the TV seasons before most people had televisions were worse, but this season was for the birds, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

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The four major networks (that’d be CBS, NBC, ABC and Fox – sorry CW) lost an average of 16 percent of viewership in the coveted “demo” – adults 18-49. That includes DVR use.

Fox was on top, followed by CBS, ABC and NBC. But “on top” still includes a steep drop.

Why is this?

A whole mess of things.

First off, a lot of people are watching online – legally and illegally (Hulu an example of the former, BitTorrent an example of the latter). I know some folks who don’t have televisions, even, and only watch what they like online.

Second, a lot of people watch on DVR, but not within that 7-day window included in ratings. For example, my husband and I haven’t watched Season 2 of Damages yet. The entire season is sitting there on our DVR. We just finished up the entire first seasons of Dollhouse and Better off Ted in a few days in marathon viewing sessions. (I’ll be writing about BoT in a couple days). I still have episodes of Reaper, the season finale of Supernatural and Sunday’s episode of Breaking Bad on my DVR, waiting for me to have a chance to sit down and watch ‘em.

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Life on Mars ending, Reaper beginning

March 3rd, 2009 | by | life on mars, ray wise, reaper

Mar
03

Got the bad news this a.m. that Life on Mars has been canceled by ABC.

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I’ve said before that the show’s totally worth watching just for Harvey Keitel and Michael Imperioli. I wish more people had given it a shot.

The good news, Variety says, is that ABC is going to air the show’s entire run, which entails 5 more episodes, so the show gets to wrap up properly. Site io9 says it will wrap up the rest of the series online, but I’m not clear on where that info comes from, now having read the Variety article (the link in my first sentence).

At least I’m getting back one of my other all-time favorite television characters tonight: Ray Wise as Satan in Reaper.

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In fact, one of my all-time favorite quotes (not just TV quotes, just quotes, period) emanated from his lips:

You’re just upset because you’re realizing the weakness of your species: The most untrustworthy and unreliable creatures on this earth. Except for bears.

He paused, ever so slightyl, before that last bit, and I guffawed when he said it.

Thank you, Ray Wise, for bringing a little laughter into my life each week. You are the BEST SATAN EVER.

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