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Jack’s back, baby!

Tonight’s start to the two-night, four-hour season premiere is a bit different from the usual: It’s two hours, but it doesn’t start until 9 p.m. As my buddy Adam over at The Jack Sack commented, there are some little old ladies who are in for a nasty surprise tonight when they turn on Channel 5 [...]

Jack interrogates Santa

Poor Jack. Btw, the video originally was created by Rebel Virals and posted here. Bookmark It

24: Season 8 trailer!

Saw this trailer for Season 8, thanks to @damienreynolds on Twitter. Looks great! Bookmark It

24: What happened to the last guys who tried to be like Jack

Yep, it’s official: Freddie Prinze Jr. will be a Jack wanna-be on Day 8. He’ll play “Davis Cole, a U.S. Marine who wants to follow in the footsteps” of our man Jack. Guess what happened to the last guys who tried to be the next Jack: • Day 3: Chase Edmunds: Dated Kim Bauer. Secretly [...]

24: Season finale

I know there are many people out there who don’t agree with me, but I thought last night’s finale was rather good. Look, it’s 24, and it’s been written so deep into a corner over the past several years that it’s amazing they’ve been able to write their way back out. But the rebound from [...]

The Carnival of Bauer!!! … filler episode edition

Honestly, it’s hard to get too excited about an episode that was so obviously filler and in which so little happened. I mean, what does it say when Kiefer Sutherland headbutting a fashion designer on the streets of Manhattan in defense (kinda sorta) of Brooke Shields is almost more interesting than the Monday episode (for [...]

Kiefer Sutherland goes Jack Bauer on a fashion designer

That’s actually a true story. People magazine had the tale, about how Kiefer was talking with Brooke Shields and this designer said hello, and, long story short, he ended up head-butting the designer. But why read the real story when you can read the first-person accounts on Blogs4Bauer (one of which was written by me)? [...]

24: Jack has a moozure

I don’t know why I’ve had a hard time this week writing about 24. I think it’s a combination of factors: Tony is so utterly bad (unless he’s not) – boo! Chloe’s back – yay! Jack’s dying – boo! Jack went off on Janis Gold (otherwise known as Grimace, in some circles) – yay! Larry’s [...]

24: The truth about Tony

Didn’t watch? Don’t read. That’s all I’m gonna say. They could not have made Tony look any more suspicious last night if they’d said to him, “Hey, Carlos, make Tony look really suspicious tonight.” Actually, that’s probably what they did. Thing is, Tony knows that if anyone could sniff out his duplicity, it’s Jack. And [...]

24: Moooooooo

It’s almost like a drinking game: Every time Jack exhibits mad cow-type symptoms, you have to go “moooooooo.” What’s that you say? Jack doesn’t have mad cow disease? Oh, whatever. Close enough. He has some sort of weird unknown, unnamed disease brought on by some sort of biological agent created for the strongman of a [...]