H50 Episode Recalls Real-Life Case

December 12th, 2011 | by | cbs, hawaii five-o, tv shows

Dec
12

By Stu Robinson,

Season 2, Episode 11 of CBS’ new Hawaii Five-0 draws heavily from a real-life 1976 school bus kidnapping in Chowchilla, Calif., in which the hostages were placed underground in the back of a buried truck. 

The real-life hostages eventually managed to climb out and get help. In the TV version, it’s Five-0 to the rescue. The episode is what I’ve called a “pursuit” episode – and it’s a roller-coaster ride as McGarrett and crew tie the crime to a recent cocaine bust and race to find the hostages before the drug gang kills them.

The brief secondary plot involves McGarrett’s mentor, Joe White. Forced into retirement by the Navy after the North Korea caper in Episode 10, White turns his focus to Wo Fat and the mysterious Shelburne. He starts by kidnapping a yakuza boss on parole after being arrested by McGarrett in Season 1, Episode 13. Later, he brings the criminal to McGarrett and says he’s learned that Shelburne is a person, and Wo Fat is very close to finding him. From the trunk of Joe’s car, where he is tied up, the yakuza boss says Shelburne is “someone Wo Fat fears, and Wo Fat fears no one. For that reason, he won’t rest until Shelburne is dead.”

Joe drives off, telling McGarrett that he’s going to find Shelburne. This is where the plot thickens: In the final scene, Joe uses his mobile phone while driving to call somebody and says, “Steve is getting too close. We’re going to have to move you.”

Notes

We finally got a “Book ‘em Danno” – the first of the season, I think.

The website TV Rockstars reports that McGarrett’s sister, Mary Ann (Taryn Manning) and girlfriend, Lt. Catherine Rollins (Michelle Borth), will return this season. McGarrett put his sister on a flight to Los Angeles at the end of Season 1, Episode 13 in order to get her away from whatever danger remains for them on the islands. The Navy shipped Catherine off to the Persian Gulf at the end of Season 2, Episode 4, when Borth’s own show, ABC’s Combat Hospital, still had a chance of being renewed. It wasn’t, and that is good for Hawaii Five-0. Who can forget the repartee when Catherine and Mary Ann bumped into each other – literally – in the McGarrett kitchen in Season 1, Episode 5:

  • Mary Ann: “Big night last night.”
  • Catherine: “Hmm?”
  • Mary Ann: “Old house; thin walls.”
  • Catherine: “Oh God!”
  • Mary Ann: “Yeah, you said that a lot.”

CBS has announced that Ed Asner (Mary Tyler Moore, Lou Grant) will guest star in an episode this spring. According to the network, “Asner will reprise his role of August March, a character he played in an episode of the original Hawaii Five-0 in 1975, called ‘Wooden Model of a Rat.’ In a first for the modern series, footage from the 1975 episode featuring Asner and his character’s backstory will be used, showing him as an up-and-coming world class smuggler. Now a reformed man after serving 30 years in prison for murder, March lives on Oahu and is approached by the Five-0 to assist on a smuggling case.”

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Stu Robinson, a college friend of the TV Tyrant, is a writer, editor, media-relations practitioner and social-media guy based in Phoenix.

 

 

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‘Hawaii Five-0′: The Fall and Rise of Kono

November 1st, 2011 | by | cbs, hawaii five-o, tv shows

Nov
01

By Stu Robinson,

I’ve been busy with the day job this month, so I have to play catch-up on Season 2 of CBS’ new Hawaii Five-0 – starting with Episodes 3-5, a an arc that could be titled, “Oh no, Kono!”

I’m going to limit myself to a quick overview.

The Plots

Episode 3: A Navy SEAL is found dead while camping, an apparent suicide. McGarrett and the team must prove that it wasn’t, and then find the killer.

Episode 4: Five-0 must figure out why somebody killed a diver who specialized in treasure hunts.

Episode 5: Why did somebody kill the University of Hawaii’s women’s volleyball coach?

The Backstories

Booted from Five-0, Kono starts hanging out with shady ex-cops in Episode 3. Chin Ho tries a couple of times to intervene, but she basically tells him to buzz off. By Episode 4, she’s part of their team; in Episode 5, she finds herself driving the getaway car for a mortally wounded hit man.

In a challenge to the space-time continuum, after Chin Ho and Lori ambush the hit man and Lori shoots him, Chin Ho returns to the office and gets yelled at by McGarrett, who then manages to join Danno and Lori in time to arrest Kono, who still is fleeing in the car with the dead hit man.

While McGarrett and Chin Ho interrogate her, Vince Fryer (Tom Sizemore) bursts in and confirms what some of us guessed back in Episode 3 — that Kono was working under cover in an Internal Affairs investigation.

You knew the writers wouldn’t let Kono go bad. Her relationship with cousin Chin Ho is too integral to Five-0′s dynamics. And while she looked deliciously bad in a clingy black dress, all those colorful bikinis in the show’s wardrobe department wouldn’t “fit” a woman who had turned to the dark side.

In the McGarrett saga, Steve’s Navy mentor, Joe White (Terry O’Quinn) puts in for transfer to Pearl Harbor to oversee SEAL teams there … and be a recurring character. He tells McGarrett that he’s sent the video of McGarrett’s father with the late governor and Wo Fat to the Defense Department for an attempt a sound extraction – then puts off McGarrett every time he asks about it. After McGarrett learns, in Episode 4, that it was a lie, he confronts Joe.

McGarrett: “Know what? I know he was your friend. But he was my father. Whatever it is you’re trying to protect me from, I can handle. You understand me?”
Joe: “Did you ever think that maybe you’re not the only one I’m trying to protect?”
McGarrett: “What are you talking about?”
Joe: “Risk vs. reward, Steve. How much damage are you willing to do to your family, to your family’s name? ‘Cause whatever’s on that video is not going to bring your father back.”

Guest Stars

Is that a Baldwin brother? Yes, that’s William Baldwin, the pretty one, playing Frank Delano, leader of the crooked ex-cops.

Sara Roemer (Disturbia) plays the murdered SEAL’s widow.

Patty Duke, Oscar winner and 1960s TV star, turns up in Episode 4, playing the victim’s Alzheimer’s-afflicted mother.

And, yes, that was Peter Fonda in a throw-away role as a high-profile treasure hunter who’s real quest is for investor dollars. I’m sure CBS invested a few dollars in his appearance.

The star volleyball player in Episode 5 is played by Tania Raymonde (Lost). I didn’t watch Lost, so I don’t know if/how here character interacted with Daniel Dae Kim’s. The woman on the run is played by Meredith Monroe, who has grown up since playing Andie McPhee on Dawson’s Creek.

Romance

Episode 4 introduces a potential new love interest for Danno in the lovely form of Autumn Reeser (Entourage). She plays a museum curator who assists Five-0 by analyzing some evidence. Though Scott Caan also was on Entourage, it’s also unclear if those characters’ paths crossed.
McGarrett: “You should ask her out for coffee.”
Danno: “I don’t want … I’m not looking for a relationship.”
McGarrett: “Coffee’s not a relationship, it’s a beverage.”
Danno: “That’s not true. Every single relationship starts with a cup of coffee. Then it’s dinner. Next thing you know, you’re divorced and you’re moving to Hawaii so you can see your daughter every other week.”
(Are we supposed to recall the coffee talk between McGarrett and Lori during a stakeout in Episode 2?) Near the end of Episode 4, Danno waits outside the Bishop Museum after dark for the curator to emerge. He asks her out for a cup coffee, and she agrees. In real life, of course, he’d probably end up with a whiff of mace and a stalking charge.

Later, McGarrett needs a notebook decrypted. Enter his Season 1 girlfriend/plot advancer, Navy Lt. Catherine Rollins (Michelle Borth). But the magic appears to be gone. As he joins her on a park bench and gives her a freshly picked flower, she asks: “What do you need this time?”

Subsequently, McGarrett walks into Five-0 HQ with Lori, and they spot Catherine waiting in Steve’s office.
Lori: “Who’s that?”
McGarrett: “That is an old friend.”
Catherine is in her dress uniform, which McGarrett finds odd. “Orders came in today,” she says. “My flight for the gulf leaves tonight.” Awkward, but it does clear the decks for a potential romance with Lori – and for Borth to star on another season of ABC’s Combat Hospital if it’s renewed. Before leaving, though, Catherine informs McGarrett that the Defense Department hadn’t received an intel request from White.

But it’s not just viewers speculating about a potential attraction between McGarrett and Lori:

Danno to McGarrett about Lori: “Listen. She follows orders. She likes sports. If she was into blowing stuff up, romantic getaways at the DMZ, I’d say we are looking at a love connection.”

Lori and Chin Ho during stakeout:
Lori (pacing): “Sorry, uh … patience isn’t my strong suit.”
Chin Ho: “You’re a lot like Steve, you know that?”
Lori: “Am I? … What’s his deal, anyway?”
Chin Ho: “What do you mean, ‘What’s his deal?’”
Lori: “He’s kinda hard to get a read on. … Except for, you know, the daddy issues. Those are right out there front and center.
“And not like I’m trying to, like, shrink him or anything, ’cause I’m not – totally not. But, uh, I don’t know. I’d just sort of like to get to know my new boss a little better. That’s all.”
[Befuddled stare from Chin Ho.]
Lori: “Okay. Sorry. Is this awkward? Okay, it’s awkward. Let’s just rewind. [nervous laugh] Delete. I never said anything. It’s not a big deal.”
Chin Ho: “You got it.”
Bear in mind that Lori is supposed to be an expert in profiling.

During Kono’s walk on the wild side, lab technician extraordinaire Charlie Fong (Brian Yang), last seen flirting with her late in Season 1, expresses his concern to her cousin, Chin Ho.

Chin Ho, meanwhile, appears to have something developing with his ex-fiancée, Malia Waincroft (Reiko Aylesworth). When he meets her for lunch at Kamekona’s shrimp truck, we find out it’s at least the second date they’ve had recently. Later she tries to talk sense into Kono – implying more of a past relationship between the to than viewers had been led to believe.

Additional Snappy Dialogue

Oddball coroner Max Bergman (Masi Oka), is giving giant shave-ice guy Kamekona (Taylor Wily) a run for his money as the show’s comic relief. In Episode 2, he enters Five-0 headquarters wearing dark glasses, a khaki trench coat and matching hat – and carrying a large manila envelope.
McGarrett: “Hey … Creepy, why are you dressed like inspector gadget?”
Max: “Ropening a closed case without authorization is considered risky. So I took precautions.”

Danno needles McGarrett about his SEAL background: “So, what, you’re not going to tell me about Operation Strawberry Fields?”
McGarrett: “No.”
Danno: “No, no. Of course, you’d have to kill me. … I’m just curious, though: Was there an Operation Abbey Road? Were you The Walrus?”
He looks at Joe, who has stopped at a locked door.
Danno: “Time to shut up?”
Joe: “Roger that.” [Opens the door.] “Are you ready for the Magical Mystery Tour?”

Product Placement and Hawaiiana

The Bernice Pauahi Bishop Museum, named for the last descendant of Hawaii’s Kamehameha royal family, is where Danno meets, and is smitten by, curator Gabrielle Asano in Episode 4. The Bishop Museum is home to an extensive collection of natural, cultural and historic artifacts from the islands.

The episode then offers a history lesson of its own when Charlie Fong identifies a piece of evidence as a $5 bill with “HAWAII” stenciled across the back. Such “Hawaiian overprint notes” replaced regular U.S. currency on the islands during World War II. After Pearl Harbor, the authorities opted for the overprint currency because it could simply be declared worthless if the Japanese invaded.

Max is like a kid in a candy store on a visit to Joint Base Pearl Harbor-Hickam (JPAC), the largest forensics lab in the world.

Episode 5 showcases University of Hawaii athletics. It opens at a women’s volleyball match, after which the coach is murdered. NCAA rules prevented the actual players from being on the show, but producers asked the crowd from a real UH volleyball match to stick around afterward and cheer on the actors. Local actor Joe Toro plays the ill-fated coach.

The getaway car driven by Kono is a Cadillac, in keeping with the show’s car credo: Chevys good; other makes bad.

Notes

In another bending of the space/time continuum, McGarrett finds out that a different SEAL is on his way to becoming a skydiving accident and inexplicably gets into the air with his own parachute in time to pull off a mid-air rescue.

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Stu Robinson, a college friend of the TV Tyrant, is a writer, editor, media-relations practitioner and social-media guy based in Phoenix.

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‘Hawaii Five-0′: Variations on a Theme

September 19th, 2011 | by | cbs, hawaii five-o

Sep
19

By Stu Robinson,

Tonight brings the Season 2 premiere of CBS’ new Hawaii Five-0.

To borrow the slogan from another classic TV show: Same bat time; same bat channel. Once again, it will go up against the ABC hit Castle. NBC hopes to grab some attention with The Playboy Club, but in this time slot I expect it to last about as long as Hef’s latest engagement.

While we wait to see if the H50 writers can resolve last season’s cliff-hanger in a remotely plausible fashion, I thought I’d set the mood with that boffo theme song – along with some of the creativity it has inspired on YouTube.

First, the behind-the-scenes video from last year’s re-recording of the theme.

The Brain Setzer Orchestra had a slightly different take, but still pretty cool.

This one’s a little out there, but it won CBS’ H50 theme song contest last year.

It would be hard to get more out there than these videos giving the H50 sound treatment to Star Wars and Star Trek. I think one of the commenters said it best: “Book ‘em, Chewie.”

Finally, who knew there were lyrics to the H50 theme? Sammy did!

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Stu Robinson, a college friend of the TV Tyrant, is a writer, editor, media-relations practitioner and social-media guy based in Phoenix.

 

 

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‘Hawaii Five-0′: Assessing the First Season

July 4th, 2011 | by | abc, cbs, hawaii five-o, tv shows

Jul
04

By Stu Robinson,

A few weeks ago, I posted a recap of Hawaii Five-0‘s season finale. Now that I’ve had a few weeks to reflect on it, here are my big-picture thoughts on the show’s plot and character developments.

The team faces an existential crisis following the season finale. McGarrett and Kono are under arrest; Chin Ho appears to be their jailer; and Danno seems powerless to do anything about it. It’s hard to imagine how our heroes will get out of this mess (but obviously they will so there can be a second season).

In the days following the finale, a couple of questions formed in my head:

Whose side is Chin Ho on? Much as I hate the thought, could one of the show’s primary characters be a rat? McGarrett never really checked out Chin Ho in the pilot; he just took the ex-cop at his word that he wasn’t dirty. Chin Ho knows a lot about McGarrett’s father and says it’s because he was a mentor, but we don’t know if that is true. Perhaps he was onto Papa McGarrett for the bad guys. And it was never really explained how Victor Hesse managed to get the drop on Chin Ho and wire him up with explosives in Episode 12 – the event that led McGarrett and Kono to rob the Honolulu Police asset-forfeiture locker for ransom money. Chin Ho’s situation vis-à-vis the HPD took a number of odd turns during the season, with him going from shunned in the pilot to leading a SWAT team in the finale. He also made some inexplicable decisions in his go-arounds with Internal Affairs officers. And in the season finale, he stormed out of the Five-0 office moments before it was raided by HPD, only reappearing in the penultimate scene with the SWAT team.

Where is the money? The $10 million in cash that McGarrett and Kono “borrowed” to ransom Chin Ho was burned by Hesse. McGarrett and Kono saw it burn, as did viewers. But the team later was told that no money was missing. How could that be? My thought during the season was that Wo Fat had somehow replaced it, for reasons unknown. But after learning in the finale that Gov. Pat Jameson (Jean Smart) was in league with Wo Fat, I realized that the team only thought the money was there because the governor said so. It might not have been. Was the cash recovered in the finale the remnants of Hesse’s bonfire, or did the mysterious Wo Fat singe another load of cash and plant it for HPD to find?

Beyond those questions, the mystery behind the murders of McGarrett’s parents only became murkier, while Danno’s family life became sappier.

Daddy issues dominated the season – McGarrett’s questions about his absentee father contrast with Danno’s moving to Hawaii to remain in his daughter’s life. Weekly plots included fathers’ sacrificing so their sons would have better lives, fathers losing children, even fathers being victimized by their offspring. Whether a child can be proud of his or her father is a central theme. Even the characters acknowledge the show’s daddy issues, with Danno at one point asking McGarrett: “Why is it that every time somebody’s father is involved, you get all goofy? … You lose all objectivity.”

Season One Character Analyses

Steve McGarrett (Alex O’Loughlin) – In my review of Hawaii Five-0‘s season premiere, I noted that McGarrett carried an icy, brooding anger that could get old quickly unless he warmed up to the other main characters. He did that to an extent: His comic “carguments” with Danno have become legendary among fans, and he has an almost empathic link with Chin Ho during action sequences.

But he never really relaxed. His father’s murder had brought him home to Hawaii, only to find that his mother’s death in a car explosion was no accident. Though he identified and arrested his mother’s killer in Episode 13, the man was killed before McGarrett could learn his motive.

Even though the writers gave McGarrett a beautiful girlfriend, she appeared in only three episodes and didn’t do much to soften him up. Danno’s daughter, Grace, had better luck, with McGarrett becoming a surrogate uncle – so much so that she was okay with him picking her up from school after Danno was injured in the season’s second-to-last episode.

Ultimately McGarrett remained fixated on finding out why his father was murdered and became angrier when he discovered that his mother’s death in a car explosion was no accident either. Unfortunately, this inner rage led him right into Wo Fat’s trap in the season finale.

Danny “Danno” Williams (Scott Caan) – After the first few episodes of the new Hawaii Five-0, critics hailed Caan as the show’s breakaway star for his portrayal of McGarrett’s partner. But Danno seemed to lose his edge as the season progressed. The New Jersey cop who bickered constantly with his ex-wife and hated living in Hawaii mellowed out, even learning to surf at one point. Sure, he continued to wear a tie – a running joke among the Hawaiian characters – and held up his end in the carguments, but it seemed like he turned into a bit of a marshmallow in the second half of the season. Perhaps the turning point was an odd episode in which he let his criminal brother, Matt (Dane Cook in a ridiculous bit of stunt casting) escape at the end of a melodramatic airport scene.

On the upside, Danno’s relationship with ex-wife Rachel moved from open hostility to a rekindling of their love. He remained an attentive, devoted father to Grace throughout the season.

Unfortunately, “Book ‘em, Danno” – McGarrett’s signature line in the original Hawaii Five-0 – appeared to fall by the wayside. If this was an attempt by the show’s creators to separate themselves from the original, it was unnecessary. Those throwback elements – the theme song, the boxy black Mercury Marquis and “Book ‘em, Danno” – were what kept Hawaii Five-o in the American consciousness for the three decades it took CBS to bring it back.

Chin Ho Kelly (Daniel Dae Kim) – Daniel Dae Kim didn’t have to leave Hawaii following the last Lost. He just exchanged one beach for another to become Chin Ho, an ex-Honolulu cop mentored by McGarrett’s late father. Bounced from the force after being accused of stealing money, Chin Ho, we later learn, was covering for his uncle, a veteran cop with a very sick wife. Yet the details remain murky. McGarrett trusts him implicitly, and the two seem to share an uncanny telepathy during action sequences. During the first half of the season, at least, Chin Ho was the character who always had the others’ backs.

In the later episodes, however, Chin Ho made a number of questionable decisions at the intersection of his personal and professional lives. These seemed out of character, and gave rise to my suspicion.

Beyond his relationship with HPD, the show revealed very little about Chin Ho’s personal life. His ex-fiancée shows up in Episode 14 amid questions of who dumped whom. Though that set the stage a possible subplot concerning them, the writers apparently passed on that option. In Episode 16, Chin Ho exchanged smoldering glances with a beautiful federal witness he was protecting, but it already had been established that she was headed for the witness-protection program. And in the season finale, McGarrett and the governor implied separately that Chino Ho and Laura Hills, the governor’s public safety liaison, had eyes for each other – which came as a surprise to views who’d seen no evidence of that whatsoever during the season. Not that it mattered, since Hills was killed with a car bomb moments later.

Kono Kalakaua (Grace Park) – A former professional surfer who graduated the police academy during the season, Kono is Chin Ho’s young cousin. Though she would appear to have made the Five-0 team through pure nepotism, she displayed talent and toughness as the season progressed. During chase scenes, she excelled in cutting off the fugitive at the pass. She displayed sharpshooting skills when picked off Hesse from a hillside overlook before he could detonate Chin Ho.

This is the second time Park has appeared in a series update in a role originally held by a man. She played Boomer/Athena on Syfy’s updated Battlestar Galactica. She is a talented actress, but the H50 writers won’t free her from gender stereotypes. Kono’s surfer background provides a pretext for her be in a bikini on a regular basis (something she does very well), and she is the team’s go-to member whenever a child must be interrogated, reassured or otherwise nurtured in the line of duty.

Kono also was the untainted voice of common sense to her cousin, particularly in regard to resolving his past with HPD, but Chin Ho ignored most of her advice.

Aside from a brief flirtation with a former surfing buddy in Episode 6, Kono didn’t find a potential love interest until Episode 22. He was a smart-aleck lab technician named Charlie Fong (Brian Yang). Witty, handsome and claiming to know her, he wouldn’t say where or when they met. She didn’t remember him, and it became a running gag as she subtly attempted to get the information from him. Fong also appeared in the season finale, linking Hills to McGarrett’s anonymous weekly clues via handwriting analysis. We’ll have to see if this goes anywhere in Season 2.

Secondary Characters

Kamekona (Taylor Wily) – The giant shave-ice vendor appeared in 13 episodes, usually bringing some much-needed comic relief to balance the show’s tightly wound tone. He is the show’s go-to utility character: Need a tip, a ride, a babysitter, a gun – even a shave ice? Kamekona’s your guy. It’s implied that he has a history with McGarrett, but Season 1 never explained it.

Grace Williams (Teilor Grubbs) – Danno’s cute, precocious daughter appeared in 12 episodes. The reason Danno left his beloved New Jersey for Hawaii, her main role was to be … cute and precocious.

Rachel Edwards (Claire van der Boom) – Viewers got to know Danno’s ex-wife as the unseen party to angry telephone arguments. Remarried to a wealthy businessman who Danno and Grace call “The Stan,” she took Grace away from New Jersey, prompting Danno to relocate. Danno’s portion of the phone conversations painted Rachel as a screaming shrew always looking to block his access to Grace.

When Rachel finally appeared in Episode 10, she was not at all what viewers had been led to expect. It quickly became clear that she and Danno were getting tired of bickering and retained some fondness for each other. Though Rachel enjoyed the affluent lifestyle of her new husband, she hadn’t forgotten all that she learned as a cop’s wife, the good as well as the bad. And when Danno was in jeopardy, she showed cunning and resourcefulness to help him escape.

The rapprochement continued. By the season finale, she was carrying Danno’s second child and they were planning to return with Grace to New Jersey.

Gov. Pat Jameson (Jean Smart) – After recruiting McGarrett to create Five-0 in the season premiere, the governor gave him a seemingly unlimited budget for equipment and guarded his back in jurisdictional disputes. It was a shocking twist, then, to learn in the season finale that she was in league Wo Fat. Turns out she created Five-0 so she could keep tabs on McGarrett, and hopefully control him. That didn’t work out so well, as Wo Fat shot her dead and planted the murder weapon on an unconscious McGarrett.

Dr. Max Bergman (Masi Oka) – The oddball coroner appeared in four episodes. Expect more from him next season, as Oka told Entertainment Weekly in June that Bergman will be upgraded to a series regular. “They were kind enough to offer me more regular work,” he said. “I don’t know yet if it I will be needed for every episode because they are writing the next season now, but Dr. Max Bergman will be more involved. … I hope they delve into his personal life more. Max Bergman is a nut and I’d liked to know more about who he is and what he does with his time.”

Mary Ann McGarrett (Taryn Manning) – Mary Ann may have more emotional issues than her brother. Papa McGarrett sent her to live on the mainland years earlier, evidently to protect her from whatever shenanigans cost him his life. It was implied that she is a bit of an L.A. wild child, yet she is the only other member of McGarrett’s immediate family still breathing.

Because Mary Ann disappeared after Episode 5, I started to joke about mid-season that her photo was going to turn up on a milk carton. Six episodes later, we found out that she really was kidnapped, but big brother was able to rescue her because the dumbest kidnappers ever failed to confiscate her iPhone.

Whether Mary Ann returns to the islands in Season 2 is anybody’s guess. I hope she does, because she was an interesting character with a lot of potential for new story lines. The answer might rest in what else is going on in actress/singer Manning’s career when it’s time to start filming.

Navy Lt. Catherine Rollins (Michelle Borth) – McGarrett’s girlfriend is in the same boat. (Naval officer in boat, get it? Hahahaha, I slay myself.) Borth has the lead role in ABC’s recently debuted Combat Hospital, playing a Canadian military doctor in Afghanistan. Work schedules are likely to play a major role in determining whether Rollins is back for H50 Season 2.

In terms of plot utility, she’s not crucial. Her primary function was to give McGarrett access on demand to U.S. spy satellites whenever he lost track of a suspect.

Jenna Kaye (Larisa Oleynik) – A CIA analyst on personal leave, Kaye turned up in Episode 19. She shares McGarrett’s obsession with Wo Fat, whom she said had her fiancé killed. Her knowledge of Wo Fat is matched only by her ineptitude in the field. After a frosty start, she and McGarrett join forces, and by the season finale she seems like an adjunct member of Five-0.

Executive Producer Peter Lenkov told Screenrant.com in June that Five-0 would get a new member in Season 2. Kaye would be my first guess, since she probably wouldn’t have a future with the CIA after pursuing Wo Fat on her own. Of course, it also could be Bergman or another character.

With her fiancé out of the picture, Kaye could become a romantic interest if she returns. Though she strikes me as a bit mousy for McGarrett, she shares some personality traits with Chin Ho.

Laura Hills (Kelly Hu)Once one gets past the fact that the writers actually killed off a hot chick, one realizes how expendable she really was.

The governor’s public safety liaison appeared in only three episodes and never really needed to be there. It was like the producers stunt cast a name costar but didn’t know what to do with her. At first, it looked like she might become either a love interest or the team’s bureaucratic nemesis, yet neither materialized. The show muted her beauty with boxy business suits, and her plot contributions were random.

Granted, Hu is nowhere near A list, but she’s been the lead in a couple of movies and a TV sitcom and has some talent to go along with her looks. Having her under contract for no good purpose might be the real-life reason the character had to go.

Bad Guys

Wo Fat (Mark Dacascos) – Will McGarrett’s nemesis return for Season 2? My guess is yes,because there still is so much that viewers don’t know about Wo Fat. The question likely will be answered in the season premier. Even if the writers get McGarrett off the hook for the governor’s murder, a necessity for there to be a Season 2, it doesn’t mean the crime will be traced to our lead villain.

Victor Hesse (James Marsters) – The man who killed McGarrett’s father in the series pilot and rigged Chin Ho with explosives in Episode 12 was last seen receiving a prison visit from Wo Fat. He knows what got Papa McGarrett killed and might use that information as a bargaining chip.

Sang Min (Will Yun Lee) – My guess is that the human trafficker and jailhouse snitch, who appeared in four episodes, will be back for Season 2. He is valuable to the writers as a utility bad guy who can be useful in advancing a plot line. He is sort of an evil twin to Kamekona, except that one is big and tall while the other is short and slight.

What Worked; What Didn’t

Kamekona really brought some needed levity to the tightly would members of Five-0. But he wasn’t simply a clown; I found that I really enjoyed the lighthearted yet loyal character and how he interacted with the team.

↑ The “carguments” between McGarrett were highly entertaining, though I wouldn’t want to be driving on the same road.

↑ The theme song: Boffo!

Audio quality was consistently poor the whole season. The background noise was too loud, too often drowning out the dialog. That’s especially harmful to a show such as Hawaii Five-0, which depends upon quick, witty banter among characters and subtle clues to its various mysteries. I often found myself rewinding the DVR to try and make out key pieces of dialog.

↓ The pacing of large fight scenes was a problem too. Quick video cuts made it tough to follow who was doing what to whom. More exercise for the rewind button on my remote.

↑ Casting actors of Asian and Pacific Island descent. The folks on the show look like the people of Hawaii, though perhaps a bit more buff. Ric Young, the actor who played Gen. Pak in Episode 9, appeared in a 1976 episode of the original Hawaii Five-O as “Chinese travel agent.”

Guest stars ran the gamut from good (Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, Robert Loggia), to adequate (Kevin “Hercules” Sorbo, Rick Springfield) to awful (Dane Cook, Greg Germann, Nick Lachey/Vanessa Minillo).

↓ Inconsistent treatment of “Book ‘em, Danno” – the classic line from the original Hawaii Five-0.

↑ The show does a nice job of incorporating its Hawaiian locale. It taps the local culture and exploits the islands’ breathtaking scenery in ways that really make it stand out from other network procedurals. It’s been reported that Season 2 will get Five-0 off Oahu to some of the other Hawaiian islands.

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Stu Robinson, a college friend of the TV Tyrant, is a writer, editor, media-relations practitioner and social-media guy based in Phoenix.

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V is for Visitors — and Victory

August 11th, 2009 | by | v

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I can’t even begin to guess how many times I watched the original V miniseries.

A big part of it was that it was science fiction, and I’d been a sci-fi geek for as long as I could remember.

And a smaller, though not insignificant, part was this massive crush I developed on Marc Singer. Oh, how I was jealous of Faye Grant every time Singer rushed to her rescue.

Seeing him shirtless in Beastmaster? Made up for the craptacularness of the movie. I even watched If You Could See What I Hear multiple times just to see him.

But nothing held a candle to V.

The story of an alien race coming to earth, seeming to seek friendship but in reality seeking to strip the Earth of all its natural resources was compelling.

The parallels to the Holocaust – the Visitors’ symbol, the Holocaust survivor (grandfather of a collaborator) – took it up a notch. (As all the best sci-fi touches on importantissues, topics and historical events.)

Even though the follow-up miniseries V: The Final Battle had more bad special effects than the original Star Trek series (but came nearly 20 years later, so it didn’t have the same excuse), I also recorded that on VCR tape and watched it time and again. I did wish every time, however, that the actress playing the hybrid girl could, well, act.

It all made sense a few years ago when I realized the second miniseries (and the craptacular regular series that followed) had no input from the series creator, Kenneth Johnson.

And though he’s not directly working on the new series, set to premiere this fall, he is being credited as a creator and has only positive things to say about it, so that’s good, anyway.

The new show originally was planned as a midseason replacement, but ABC decided not to bury it and to premiere it instead at 8 p.m. Nov. 3, taking over from the venture capital summer hit, Shark Tank.

Add to that Elizabeth Mitchell – Juliet from Lost – as the female lead? Puh-lease. Like you could keep me away.

If I could program my DVR that far ahead, I would.

Image courtesy of Kenneth Johnson.

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Better Off Ted: Pretty funny, actually

May 25th, 2009 | by | abc, better off ted, sitcom

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Over two or three days last week, we watched the entire first season of one of the few sitcoms left on television, Better Off Ted.

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Part of why it works, I think, is because it doesn’t try to ground itself in reality. It is a satire of the corporate world and does not pretend to be anything other than satire.

Oddly enough, the least realistic part of it is not the thought that a corporation would try to quick-freeze one of its scientists for a year just to see what would happen. It was that Ted, the head of R&D for this corporation, is not a blood-sucking leech of a man.

He’s actually rather decent, though he does have his rather corporate moments.

It would be a little difficult to develop a show people would want to watch if the main character were thoroughly unlikable.

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Ratings: Worst. Season. Ever.

May 22nd, 2009 | by | ratings, season

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OK, I guess the TV seasons before most people had televisions were worse, but this season was for the birds, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

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The four major networks (that’d be CBS, NBC, ABC and Fox – sorry CW) lost an average of 16 percent of viewership in the coveted “demo” – adults 18-49. That includes DVR use.

Fox was on top, followed by CBS, ABC and NBC. But “on top” still includes a steep drop.

Why is this?

A whole mess of things.

First off, a lot of people are watching online – legally and illegally (Hulu an example of the former, BitTorrent an example of the latter). I know some folks who don’t have televisions, even, and only watch what they like online.

Second, a lot of people watch on DVR, but not within that 7-day window included in ratings. For example, my husband and I haven’t watched Season 2 of Damages yet. The entire season is sitting there on our DVR. We just finished up the entire first seasons of Dollhouse and Better off Ted in a few days in marathon viewing sessions. (I’ll be writing about BoT in a couple days). I still have episodes of Reaper, the season finale of Supernatural and Sunday’s episode of Breaking Bad on my DVR, waiting for me to have a chance to sit down and watch ‘em.

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