24: Can you say, “Awesometastic,” boys and girls?

February 9th, 2010 | by | 24

Feb
09

OK, let me start by saying that the entirety of Monday night’s episode was about as far from Awesometastic as you can get.

In fact, I almost fell asleep a couple of times. Or would have, anyway, if I hadn’t been liveblogging.

But that 30 seconds or so — you know what I’m talking about — were among the best 30 seconds in the history of this storied show.

Let’s recap, shall we?

Renee stabs the crap out of Leoben Vlad, ’till he’s dead and bloody on the floor. Jack comes in, Renee stabs him in the gut.

Oops.

Jack slumps to the ground.

Suddenly, a bad guy bursts in! Without missing a beat, Jack slides the knife out of his gut and flings it across the room as only Jack Bauer can, stabbing the bad guy in the throat. I think he got pinned against the wall, even.

But wait, there’s more.

Jack and Renee leave the room, whereupon Jack shoots two more bad guys — to death! By the way, he’s bleeding a lot.

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24: Wow, Annie Wersching can ACT

January 30th, 2010 | by | 24

Jan
30

It’s funny how one scene can really turn an episode on its ear and turn it from meh to must-watch.

It’s a shame I had to wait through the entire episode to get there with this week’s 24, but the mano-a-mano between Renee and Vlad, as she’s on her knees next to the river and Vlad has a gun pointed at her face, demanding the truth was riveting.

My TV signal on Monday kept cutting out, so I only caught little snatches of the episode, mostly involving the crappiest sideplot since what may or may not have happened in Denver in Season 6.

I finally got to catch up on Hulu tonight and couldn’t believe how much Annie Wersching sold that final scene. You saw how tortured she was inside and she was actually telling Vlad the truth – if he didn’t go for the deal, she really didn’t have anything left.

The background of being undercover with the Russian mob and Vlad’s abuse of her makes her relatively fast acceptance of Jack last season make a little more sense. And it gives a different tone to the scene where she berates Jack for his methods, asking if he doesn’t care about anybody.

With the death of Mr. FBI Goody Two-Shoes boss last season, the last person she cared about, other than Jack, was gone. Two of her colleagues turned out to be moles, she went all Jack Bauer on a bunch of guys and Jack almost died.

I think the most amazing thing about Wersching’s understated performance was the over-the-top theatrics of the Dana Walsh/Jenny-oh-I-just-don’t-CARE-what-her-name-is storyline. The only good thing to come out of that insane scene was that we know why, supposedly, CTU didn’t know about her background – she was a minor when she went to prison.

Of course, given that it was for attempted murder and her employer is, oh, CTU, you’d think that the agency would have the resources to uncover such a past. Particularly given how many moles they’ve employed in the past. Someone so susceptible to blackmail? This is like Lynne back in, what, Season 5?

Was I the only one who was watching, thinking, “Come ON, Starbuck, you can totally take this guy. Why are you whimpering like a little girl?”

Sigh.

And president Hassan’s wife leaving him in the midst of a huge international crisis? I mean, I know the guy cheated on you and all, but your timing really sucks, lady.

Anyway, as I said, the end of the episode totally redeemed it and I am completely in love with Annie Wersching, even though she only cut off that guy’s thumb and not his whole hand, as I’d originally thought.

Oh, and having Leoben from BSG and Sark from Alias on board? w00t! I’m a happy girl.

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The Carnival of Bauer!!! Season premiere edition

January 25th, 2010 | by | 24, blog carnival, carnival of bauer

Jan
25

Sorry for the delay; what with four hours of 24 and lots of other stuff going on, we didn’t get our carnival off the ground the same way we usually do.

But that doesn’t mean we don’t have some good entries.

Let’s start with the first Motivational Posters of Season 8, by Adam at The Jack Sack. While all are wonderful, as usual, the one entitled “Dissonance” is brilliance. Really. Brilliance. And I have to, once again, share the fantastic Bauertar poster Adam did previously:

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24: Jack’s in a New York state of mind

January 19th, 2010 | by | 24

Jan
19

It was a bit surreal seeing Jack and Chloe in New York, I must admit, after so many seasons in Los Angeles and then a brief detour to Washington, D.C., last year.

D.C. wasn’t so odd, considering the president always played a major role and, you know, the president spends more time in D.C. than in Los Angeles in the real world. Not that the real world has ever held much sway over the events on 24.

For a while, it seemed CTU had managed to do the impossible: Find a director who outshone Erin Driscoll and Ryan Chappelle in his utter hard-headedness and inability to listen to Jack or Chloe.

By the end of hour four, however, Hastings proved he might turn out to be a CTU director more in the Bill Buchanan (R.I.P.) mold: Once he was proven wrong, he realized the error of his ways, apologized to Jack and Chloe and will be their best ally now.

But I get ahead of  myself.

The story so far: The president of “The Islamic Republic” is being set up for an assassination attempt by his brother, via the Russian Mafia. Yes. His brother, who has the worst hair on TV since the 70s (nickname: Hairbib Schwartzmann, as he looks remarkably like Jason Schwartzmann, albeit with worse hair) makes Wayne Palmer seem like the best presidential brother in the world now.

When the brother hasn’t yet been found out, but is afraid he will be, he stabs a guy in the neck and runs away, his sister-in-law and niece shrieking in dismay.

Did I mention that the aforementioned Islamic Republic President is having an affair with Jessica Stein? Really.  And he seems to love her. This affair led to red herring No. 1 for the season.

Red Herring No. 2 was when Jack got to the house where Davros, the Russian hit man in charge of killing the IR’s president, had killed a cop and his wife not long before and Herc from The Wire shows up and is REALLY pissed off. So he decides to tie up and beat the crap out of the one man on the planet you should never do that to: Jack Bauer. Read full story

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Jack’s back, baby!

January 17th, 2010 | by | 24, jack bauer, season premiere

Jan
17

Tonight’s start to the two-night, four-hour season premiere is a bit different from the usual: It’s two hours, but it doesn’t start until 9 p.m.

As my buddy Adam over at The Jack Sack commented, there are some little old ladies who are in for a nasty surprise tonight when they turn on Channel 5 (New York) and discover that, instead of that nice Ernie Anastos (or whoever they have on Sundays), Jack’s throttling some terrorist.

Wonder how many calls they’ll get.

Meanwhile, we’re going to be liveblogging over at Blogs4Bauer, so join us there!

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The TV Tyrant approaches the new year in a new way

December 29th, 2009 | by | boxee, hulu, time-shift

Dec
29

Anyone who follows this blog even ever-so-slightly has noticed an extreme drop-off in posts in recent months.

Part of the problem, I think, is that there has been so much excellent – or, at least fun – television (sandwiched between all the crap that’s out there) that I sometimes have been at a loss of what to write about. With too much to think about, I can have trouble, sometimes, deciding what to write about and what to let slip by.

But the new year approaches and with that, I have resolved to pay more attention to the shows that are worthy of deeper discussion. Some are, some aren’t.

My posts won’t necessarily always be the next day, however, as we made a major step in our household: We canceled our cable service.

So much of what we want is already online, via Hulu and other sources. We have a Boxee account and plan to get one of those boxes that lets us stream directly into our TV via Boxee, without having to hook up our laptop to the TV. We also got a Netflix account, finally (have meant to forever) and we already have Hex (a British sci-fi-ish series), United States of Tara and Veronica Mars in our queue.

The only thing that nearly made me cancel our cancellation is that I won’t be able to live-blog 24 with my buddies over at Blogs4Bauer, but I’m working on a solution to that. The same solution should aid in my ability to watch Supernatural in real-time. Need to set up the DVD-R, though, for those situations, as a backup.

I know ABC streams episodes of Lost the next morning, so that’s close enough for government work. Sci-Fi should stream Caprica as it did Battlestar Galactica. I should be able to watch Fringe on Hulu – we already were watching The Office and 30 Rock on Hulu, because Thursday’s were booked up with Flash Forward, Fringe, Supernatural and The Vampire Diaries. But I never really got hooked on Vampire Diaries, so maybe I’ll Netflix it sometime.

I know many people who’ve gone without “regular” TV for years now. I’ve extolled the virtues of time-shift viewing for years. I’ve now made the ultimate shift. Come along for the ride.

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He’s not dead?! Logan returns to 24

November 1st, 2009 | by | 24

Nov
01

Charles Logan, much like Tony Almeida, is not dead.

24_Season_Five_dfe6Michael Ausiello over at EW.com just posted the news that Gregory Itzin will reprise his role as disgraced President Logan for a multi-episode arc “towards the end of Day 8 when Cherry Jones’ President Taylor reluctantly enlists her disgraced predecessor to assist with an escalating diplomatic crisis.”

Can’t wait to see how Aaron Pierce reacts to the sight of the former prez.

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