‘H50′ Halloween Episode Haunts Danno

November 7th, 2011 | by | cbs, hawaii five-o

Nov
07

By Stu Robinson,

There isn’t much I can say about Hawaii Five-0‘s Halloween episode other that it was silly fun – mostly at Danno’s expense. The plot is confusing, and the audience never has an opportunity to guess the killer, who appears only at the end and never says a word.

The episode begins Blair Witch style, with two young people dying in a Native Hawaiian burial ground while their camera rolls. The running gag is Danno’s refusal to respect the mystical powers that Hawaiian culture places on the site – and how it comes back to “haunt” him.

Robert Englund plays a creep vagrant on Hawaii Five-0's Halloween episode.

That’s especially true when Dr. Gabrielle Asano (Autumn Reeser), the hot museum curator who drew his interest in Episode 4, turns up to safeguard the cultural sensitivity of the crime scene. When Danno is startled to find her there, McGarrett takes the opportunity to draw out information about their first date, which apparently went well.

Another gag involves the guys’ persistent interest in what Halloween costume Lori had to ditch on her way to work the crime scene. “Wonder Woman?” Danno asks. “Slutty Wonder Woman?” And Lori isn’t the only one who dressed up. McGarrett and Danno enter the coroner’s office to find a candelabra and bubbling erlenmeyer flasks on the desk, and Max dressed up like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix.

Danno’s daughter, Grace (Teilor Grubbs), makes her first appearance of the season. A less-than-ideal experience trick-or-treating at his fleebag motel launches a subplot in which Danno tries to score a deal on an apartment where someone was murdered.

Finally, the episode features Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger in the Nightmare on Elm Street movies and Willie on the original V) as a creepy homeless guy camped out near the sacred site.

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Stu Robinson, a college friend of the TV Tyrant, is a writer, editor, media-relations practitioner and social-media guy based in Phoenix.

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‘H50′: Who Has More Fight in Him: Steve or Joe?

November 6th, 2011 | by | cbs, hawaii five-o, tv shows

Nov
06

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By Stu Robinson,

Episode 6 of CBS’ new Hawaii Five-0 begins with Steve McGarrett climbing into a mixed martial arts ring to face off against Hall of Famer Chuck Liddell.

Flash back 48 hours to see a body, tied to a chair, being chucked into a swimming pool. There ensues a procedural episode dealing with the murder of a wealthy restaurateur. The investigative focus moves from a home-invasion gang made up of parking valets, to the victim’s sister, to a young MMA fighter the victim had taken under his wing – before finally settling on the killer.

The series’ daddy issues resurface: The victim has a teenage son who returns home to discover crime scene tape at his house before Danno can take him aside.

And the McGarret back story provides the secondary plot for the episode. Only a week after trying to dissuade Steve from pursuing the case, Joe White is working the silent video again – this time bringing in a lip reader to try and determine what Papa McGarrett, the late governor and Wo Fat are discussing in the video. The expert identifies Steve’s father saying: “I want to know about Shelburne.”

Wo Fat (Mark Dacascos) lands a kick during a knock-down, drag-out fight with Joe White (Terry O'Quinn).

Later, Joe returns to his apartment and an ambush by Wo Fat:

Wo Fat: “I want to know why you are asking questions about men who are no longer with us.”
Joe: “I’ll stop asking those questions when you tell me about Shelburne.”

[Momentary staredown]

Joe: “What does it mean?”Wo Fat: “You’ve done more work than I could’ve imagined, old man. Will you do me one favor?”
Joe: “What’s that?”
Wo Fat: “Tell John Mc Garrett that his son will be along soon enough.”

At that point, Wo Fat pulls gun, starting a long fight scene. Eventually, Wo Fat escapes while Joe goes for the gun on floor.

Back to the mixed martial arts ring. It’s a charity bout, and McGarrett is taking the place of the young MMA fighter whose shoulder he separated during an arrest earlier in the show. The person prepping McGarrett beforehand is … Lori, and the two exchange smoldering glances before he steps into the ring. Following the bout, McGarrett is joking around with the Five-0 squad when he receives a call from Joe.

Arriving at the home of the old man who hired Papa McGarrett to investigate Wo Fat, he learns from Joe that the man has been tortured and killed. Joe goes all squishy again:

Joe: “We did this. Our questions got Mokoto killed.”
McGarrett: “No, Joe. Wo Fat started this. And I plan to finish it.”
Joe: “If you continue to go down this road, son, you’re going to have to ask yourself: ‘How many more lives is that going to cost?”

Guest Stars

We see Liddell climbing into the MMA ring to fight McGarret. He has no lines – which is probably for the best.

In a bit of pointless network cross promotion, the lip reader Joe imports from the mainland is Kensi Blye (Daniela Ruah) from NCIS: Los Angeles. Her appearance is limited to one awakard scene with McGarrett and Joe.

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Stu Robinson, a college friend of the TV Tyrant, is a writer, editor, media-relations practitioner and social-media guy based in Phoenix.

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Supernatural: Air Supply FTW!

November 3rd, 2011 | by | supernatural, the cw, tv shows

Nov
03

The two previous episodes were so depressing and boring for the most part, that I couldn’t even be bothered. So imagine my utter delight when I hit the PLAY button on my DVR to watch this baby, and laughed and was entertained and fell right back in love with this show!! I have a feeling this season is gonna be a rollercoaster of stinkers and lovely dreams, so I will take the joy from the aptly titled “Slash Fiction” (look it up! hee) and run with it.

Sam and Dean walk into a bank… and shoot up the joint in a very non-hero like manner! It takes me a few moments to catch on that these are not our sweet and lovely Winchesters, but evil leviathan cloned Sam and Dean. Oh boy, this is gonna get confusing, but is SO AWESOME. We zoom on over to my new favorite duo, Bobby and a tied up Chet in the basement of the new Singer household. Bobby is going through his extensive list of beastie stoppers, while Chet chides him amusingly. There is plenty of blahblahblah that is entertaining, but not really important, until Chet clues in the just visiting brothers that they are, according to every single news station ever, murderous asses. This is extra inconvenient as the beautiful brothers went to great lengths to fake their deaths a few seasons back, so their evil doppelgangers showing up and wreaking havoc across the land is quite the mess.

So of course Bobby has a friend, the extremely paranoid Frank Devereaux, that nixes all the boys aliases (which while initially funny, have been feeling somewhat stale recently), smashes Sammy’s beloved laptop, and breaks Dean’s heart by making him put Metallicar in the corner (temporarily!). Which brings us to one of the most hilariously funny things I have seen on this show in a very long time, Dean enjoying a little Air Supply while driving. Much to Sammy’s confusion. It is great and awesome and thank you god for letting me have a DVR so I can rewind this little tidbit over and over (and over). That moment made me remember that some of the funniest things I have ever seen on my TV have come from this show. So even though all the highs and lows of these past couple of seasons have been rough at times, sticking in there led me to this fantastic payoff. But I digress…

Sam and Dean figure out that NotSam and NotDean are revisiting their old hunting grounds, in order of how they happened, and St. Louis is next! Cut to Sam and Dean sitting at Connor’s diner, Dean chomping into one of his favorite burgers ever. But wait! That’s not our smart and handsome boys, but NotSam and NotDean, bitching about what a mess these two guys are, and how awful it is to be trapped in the bodies of a ‘schitzo’ and ‘chuckles’, respectively. Hee! (OMG, this episode is loads of fun!) Once their bitchfest is over, they get up and spray bullets through all the unsuspecting diners, wreaking much mayhem and getting it all on video. Bringing in some for realz FBI guys who have been following the NotWinchesters all over the country.

Meanwhile! back at Bobby’s cabin in the woods, Sheriff Jodi shows up, apparently tracking him down to thank him for saving her life from the surgeon leviathan a few episodes ago, and I gotta say, I spent most of the show thinking she was totally a clone as well, so good job show! After Bobby chops off Chet’s snarky head a few times (all the head chops were so much fun), he drags over a battery and jumper cables to try out some sparky torture on Chet, and brushes arms with the guy, giving us NotBobby for a few little tidbits about Bobby’s life. Nice. And poor Bobby.

Anyway, Sheriff Jodi gets all domestic goddess and in her exuberance spills some cleaner on the floors, giving Bobby the break he needs. Borax!! Seems this lovely substance is not only good for cleaning, but also for burning up leviathans! Hooray! And just in time, as Sam and Dean stupidly show up in small town Iowa undisguised and get their pretty selves arrested by Col. Tighe, while NotSam and NotDean cruise on by in NotMetallicar. Lucky for them, Col. Tighe sees our villains eating a fellow officer and lets Dean outta the clink just in time for some borax dousing and head choppin’. But not before NotDean goes in and tortures Sammy for a bit. Letting the DeadAmy cat out of the bag (thank god! and who cares!!) and letting Jensen, once again, be totally awesome.

We end this episode with the reveal of that pesky leviathan that has been calling the shots. One of those for realz FBI guys isn’t for realz, and is instead a leviathan henchman for Mr. Roman, or Dick, if you will, and YAY! Crowley gets a little run up, and possibly hurt feelings by this alpha leviathan which means we are definitely getting more Crowley this season, and most likely he will be working with the wonderful Winchesters. Excellent news. And that is all.

Except that is NOT all, as the very end of this very nice episode almost ruins itself by Sammy getting into yet another hissy, about some stupid monster girl that none of us care about at.all. and stomps his giant feeties off in a huff, leaving Dean behind. Again. Sheesh Sammy, grow the eff up!

PS – I don’t know who this Robbie Thompson is, but he can come and write as many episodes as he wants. Thank you very much, Mr. Thompson.

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‘Hawaii Five-0′: The Fall and Rise of Kono

November 1st, 2011 | by | cbs, hawaii five-o, tv shows

Nov
01

By Stu Robinson,

I’ve been busy with the day job this month, so I have to play catch-up on Season 2 of CBS’ new Hawaii Five-0 – starting with Episodes 3-5, a an arc that could be titled, “Oh no, Kono!”

I’m going to limit myself to a quick overview.

The Plots

Episode 3: A Navy SEAL is found dead while camping, an apparent suicide. McGarrett and the team must prove that it wasn’t, and then find the killer.

Episode 4: Five-0 must figure out why somebody killed a diver who specialized in treasure hunts.

Episode 5: Why did somebody kill the University of Hawaii’s women’s volleyball coach?

The Backstories

Booted from Five-0, Kono starts hanging out with shady ex-cops in Episode 3. Chin Ho tries a couple of times to intervene, but she basically tells him to buzz off. By Episode 4, she’s part of their team; in Episode 5, she finds herself driving the getaway car for a mortally wounded hit man.

In a challenge to the space-time continuum, after Chin Ho and Lori ambush the hit man and Lori shoots him, Chin Ho returns to the office and gets yelled at by McGarrett, who then manages to join Danno and Lori in time to arrest Kono, who still is fleeing in the car with the dead hit man.

While McGarrett and Chin Ho interrogate her, Vince Fryer (Tom Sizemore) bursts in and confirms what some of us guessed back in Episode 3 — that Kono was working under cover in an Internal Affairs investigation.

You knew the writers wouldn’t let Kono go bad. Her relationship with cousin Chin Ho is too integral to Five-0′s dynamics. And while she looked deliciously bad in a clingy black dress, all those colorful bikinis in the show’s wardrobe department wouldn’t “fit” a woman who had turned to the dark side.

In the McGarrett saga, Steve’s Navy mentor, Joe White (Terry O’Quinn) puts in for transfer to Pearl Harbor to oversee SEAL teams there … and be a recurring character. He tells McGarrett that he’s sent the video of McGarrett’s father with the late governor and Wo Fat to the Defense Department for an attempt a sound extraction – then puts off McGarrett every time he asks about it. After McGarrett learns, in Episode 4, that it was a lie, he confronts Joe.

McGarrett: “Know what? I know he was your friend. But he was my father. Whatever it is you’re trying to protect me from, I can handle. You understand me?”
Joe: “Did you ever think that maybe you’re not the only one I’m trying to protect?”
McGarrett: “What are you talking about?”
Joe: “Risk vs. reward, Steve. How much damage are you willing to do to your family, to your family’s name? ‘Cause whatever’s on that video is not going to bring your father back.”

Guest Stars

Is that a Baldwin brother? Yes, that’s William Baldwin, the pretty one, playing Frank Delano, leader of the crooked ex-cops.

Sara Roemer (Disturbia) plays the murdered SEAL’s widow.

Patty Duke, Oscar winner and 1960s TV star, turns up in Episode 4, playing the victim’s Alzheimer’s-afflicted mother.

And, yes, that was Peter Fonda in a throw-away role as a high-profile treasure hunter who’s real quest is for investor dollars. I’m sure CBS invested a few dollars in his appearance.

The star volleyball player in Episode 5 is played by Tania Raymonde (Lost). I didn’t watch Lost, so I don’t know if/how here character interacted with Daniel Dae Kim’s. The woman on the run is played by Meredith Monroe, who has grown up since playing Andie McPhee on Dawson’s Creek.

Romance

Episode 4 introduces a potential new love interest for Danno in the lovely form of Autumn Reeser (Entourage). She plays a museum curator who assists Five-0 by analyzing some evidence. Though Scott Caan also was on Entourage, it’s also unclear if those characters’ paths crossed.
McGarrett: “You should ask her out for coffee.”
Danno: “I don’t want … I’m not looking for a relationship.”
McGarrett: “Coffee’s not a relationship, it’s a beverage.”
Danno: “That’s not true. Every single relationship starts with a cup of coffee. Then it’s dinner. Next thing you know, you’re divorced and you’re moving to Hawaii so you can see your daughter every other week.”
(Are we supposed to recall the coffee talk between McGarrett and Lori during a stakeout in Episode 2?) Near the end of Episode 4, Danno waits outside the Bishop Museum after dark for the curator to emerge. He asks her out for a cup coffee, and she agrees. In real life, of course, he’d probably end up with a whiff of mace and a stalking charge.

Later, McGarrett needs a notebook decrypted. Enter his Season 1 girlfriend/plot advancer, Navy Lt. Catherine Rollins (Michelle Borth). But the magic appears to be gone. As he joins her on a park bench and gives her a freshly picked flower, she asks: “What do you need this time?”

Subsequently, McGarrett walks into Five-0 HQ with Lori, and they spot Catherine waiting in Steve’s office.
Lori: “Who’s that?”
McGarrett: “That is an old friend.”
Catherine is in her dress uniform, which McGarrett finds odd. “Orders came in today,” she says. “My flight for the gulf leaves tonight.” Awkward, but it does clear the decks for a potential romance with Lori – and for Borth to star on another season of ABC’s Combat Hospital if it’s renewed. Before leaving, though, Catherine informs McGarrett that the Defense Department hadn’t received an intel request from White.

But it’s not just viewers speculating about a potential attraction between McGarrett and Lori:

Danno to McGarrett about Lori: “Listen. She follows orders. She likes sports. If she was into blowing stuff up, romantic getaways at the DMZ, I’d say we are looking at a love connection.”

Lori and Chin Ho during stakeout:
Lori (pacing): “Sorry, uh … patience isn’t my strong suit.”
Chin Ho: “You’re a lot like Steve, you know that?”
Lori: “Am I? … What’s his deal, anyway?”
Chin Ho: “What do you mean, ‘What’s his deal?’”
Lori: “He’s kinda hard to get a read on. … Except for, you know, the daddy issues. Those are right out there front and center.
“And not like I’m trying to, like, shrink him or anything, ’cause I’m not – totally not. But, uh, I don’t know. I’d just sort of like to get to know my new boss a little better. That’s all.”
[Befuddled stare from Chin Ho.]
Lori: “Okay. Sorry. Is this awkward? Okay, it’s awkward. Let’s just rewind. [nervous laugh] Delete. I never said anything. It’s not a big deal.”
Chin Ho: “You got it.”
Bear in mind that Lori is supposed to be an expert in profiling.

During Kono’s walk on the wild side, lab technician extraordinaire Charlie Fong (Brian Yang), last seen flirting with her late in Season 1, expresses his concern to her cousin, Chin Ho.

Chin Ho, meanwhile, appears to have something developing with his ex-fiancée, Malia Waincroft (Reiko Aylesworth). When he meets her for lunch at Kamekona’s shrimp truck, we find out it’s at least the second date they’ve had recently. Later she tries to talk sense into Kono – implying more of a past relationship between the to than viewers had been led to believe.

Additional Snappy Dialogue

Oddball coroner Max Bergman (Masi Oka), is giving giant shave-ice guy Kamekona (Taylor Wily) a run for his money as the show’s comic relief. In Episode 2, he enters Five-0 headquarters wearing dark glasses, a khaki trench coat and matching hat – and carrying a large manila envelope.
McGarrett: “Hey … Creepy, why are you dressed like inspector gadget?”
Max: “Ropening a closed case without authorization is considered risky. So I took precautions.”

Danno needles McGarrett about his SEAL background: “So, what, you’re not going to tell me about Operation Strawberry Fields?”
McGarrett: “No.”
Danno: “No, no. Of course, you’d have to kill me. … I’m just curious, though: Was there an Operation Abbey Road? Were you The Walrus?”
He looks at Joe, who has stopped at a locked door.
Danno: “Time to shut up?”
Joe: “Roger that.” [Opens the door.] “Are you ready for the Magical Mystery Tour?”

Product Placement and Hawaiiana

The Bernice Pauahi Bishop Museum, named for the last descendant of Hawaii’s Kamehameha royal family, is where Danno meets, and is smitten by, curator Gabrielle Asano in Episode 4. The Bishop Museum is home to an extensive collection of natural, cultural and historic artifacts from the islands.

The episode then offers a history lesson of its own when Charlie Fong identifies a piece of evidence as a $5 bill with “HAWAII” stenciled across the back. Such “Hawaiian overprint notes” replaced regular U.S. currency on the islands during World War II. After Pearl Harbor, the authorities opted for the overprint currency because it could simply be declared worthless if the Japanese invaded.

Max is like a kid in a candy store on a visit to Joint Base Pearl Harbor-Hickam (JPAC), the largest forensics lab in the world.

Episode 5 showcases University of Hawaii athletics. It opens at a women’s volleyball match, after which the coach is murdered. NCAA rules prevented the actual players from being on the show, but producers asked the crowd from a real UH volleyball match to stick around afterward and cheer on the actors. Local actor Joe Toro plays the ill-fated coach.

The getaway car driven by Kono is a Cadillac, in keeping with the show’s car credo: Chevys good; other makes bad.

Notes

In another bending of the space/time continuum, McGarrett finds out that a different SEAL is on his way to becoming a skydiving accident and inexplicably gets into the air with his own parachute in time to pull off a mid-air rescue.

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Stu Robinson, a college friend of the TV Tyrant, is a writer, editor, media-relations practitioner and social-media guy based in Phoenix.

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Supernatural: Well That Was Easy!

October 13th, 2011 | by | supernatural, the cw, tv shows

Oct
13

This episode was directed by the lovely and talented Jensen Ackles! Too bad the writers gave him a lame-o story that is a rehash of the Sammy’s Love Kills All trope. Sheesh, thanks a lot guys.

Remember last week when we had this exciting, tightly written story that was not only fun, but gave us some character love and ended with a harrowing ride to the hospital for our heroes? Well, all solved in mere minutes. Bobby pops up with no explanation as to why he was missing, or how he got back to he hospital; Dean gets his leg set and a full leg cast put on in record time, before the leviathan have a chance to realize he and Sammy are even in the building; Sammy, unconscious and conveniently gurney bound in the hall for a quick getaway; hell, even the potentially devastating fire at Bobby’s is hand-waved away with a lousy, “I made copies” of all the pertinent books supposedly lost. Wow. Ben Edlund gives us a tasty treat, with real potential for our beautiful boys to be in peril and be clever and smart, and we get this opening bit. I have gone from giddy fangirl to bittercakes in one, short week.

So let’s see how the rest of the episode fares, shall we? (full disclosure: I have been fighting a nasty cold this week, and may be extra cranky because of it)

Three weeks later we find our barely battered boys and Bobby holed up in Rufus’ cabin in the woods of Whitefish, Montana. I have been to Whitefish. It is lovely. Dean has been entranced by Mexican tv novellas (hee!) and Sammy has been… reading? Dean sends Sam off to the grocery for grub, with a special request for pie, a Winchester favorite. Then Sam turns into a jerk, and not only gets cake instead of pie for his hobbled brother (cake is so not the same as pie, Sam!), but after reading about a familiar to him serial killer, he takes off, leaving Dean the most vague “I’m outta here and I’m fine!!” note ever! Nice Sam. Leave your defenseless brother in the Montana woods for a few days… so of course Dean decides to saw off the cast and head out looking for MaybeCrazySammy. Also, somewhere in the past three weeks those wily leviathan have procured a list of the Winchester credit card aliases, and have a tracker working at the credit card company, making it that much easier to track those boys down. Hmm. Con-veeen-ient.

Sepia toned flashback! to twelve year-old Sammy, on his own, doing research for his Dad (terrible parenting alert!), and falling for his first lovely lady monster, setting up a pattern we all know too well. Oh Sam, such bad judgement when it comes to the ladies! By the way, the actor who has played young Sammy several times, Colin Ford, is a good little actor, and he does a great job being a nervous, lovelorn kiddo here. We learn that this particular lady monster is a ‘kitsune’, which I have never heard of, and likes the taste of human pituitary glands. Nom.

Anyway, this particular lady monster is named Amy Pond (wait *rewind* did I hear that right?), and then we find out that the grown-up version of Amy Pond(!!) is played by Jewel Staite (a fangirl squee! rings out in the room. Doctor Who and Firefly references in the same show? Hooray!). The short of all of this is that young Amy killed her brain hungry momma to save young Sammy, and so when grown Amy shows grown Sam her son, her reason for the current killing spree, he lets her go, the old softy.

Meanwhile, Dean is tracking down Sammy, amazingly mobile for a man three weeks off a compound fracture to the leg. And then, we get the best gag of the show, when Sammy shows up at his motel, he gets a well deserved punch in the face from an off-screen Dean, awesomely flailing backwards and falling to the ground. Ha! Well deserved!! After a little confessional between those pretty brothers in the motel room (I have missed those motel rooms!), we retread the Sam Is A Freak blah blah, and the Will Dean Trust Sammy thing, and blah blah, because we all know Dean can’t let that keeping a monster alive thing go, and heads off to kill Amy Pond. Of course Dean is an old softy too, and can’t bear to kill Amy’s son – ’cause he’s just a kid! who hasn’t killed anyone (yet) – and plants a nice seed of revenge for that little kitsune to water and grow for a few years until he comes looking for that extra pretty pituitary in Dean’s noodle. Well done, Dean.

The episode ends with an awesome death assisted by nacho cheese by our tracker leviathan, because as we all know, everything is better with cheese! Nice! That and the punch were the best parts of this one. Hey, I don’t mind a place holder episode, but I am kinda tired of Sammy is a Freak and Dean Doesn’t Trust His Brother. We know! I mean, they are at least talking a bit and not being totally secret keepers, but let’s get on with it, please. All in all, not a totally horrible episode, but after last week I had such high hopes.

Next week: Jo!!! (I’m not the only one who loves her, right?)

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Supernatural: Lucifer & The Leviathans

October 4th, 2011 | by | new season, supernatural, tv shows

Oct
04

Season Seven!!!

 

Welcome to season seven of Supernatural!! Our new title card is a bleak black and white that I first thought may be a comment on the blighted condition of our heroes, and then I thought perhaps it was letting us know that good and evil will be pretty cut and dry this season, but after the second episode, it may just be leviathan blood oozing into the world of Supernatural. Maybe it’s all three!!

Anyhoo, these episodes resolved some stuff, and set up what looks like is the Big Bad of the season, the Leviathan(s). They were fast paced and had some fun twists and turns.  I am so excited – and it’s been a while since this show really excited me.

Misha as Leviathan

First off, we resolved the GodCas issue much quicker than I expected. BOOM, and within an episode and an opening scene our sweet little angel did his Godly best to clean up the world, redeem himself in the eyes of Dean, and head off into the drink under the control of the Leviathans just before his vessel disintegrated into a black and red mushy mess. Misha Collins was freakin’ fantastic in this, and it makes me sad that smaller shows like this never get any Emmy love. Dean pulling the ever-present trench outta the reservoir was a sad, sad moment, and Jensen Ackles once again proves that he is the heart of this show. Poor Dean, had to say goodbye to his bestest buddy, and one of my favorite TV pairs bites the dust. Loved the dream of an all powerful god smiting the hypocritical and corrupt of the world, and the running newscasts of who and what were being destroyed was amusing. It was a good and sad end to the Castiel saga, and there is a teeny, tiny part of me that hopes he will turn up again one day… but I kinda hope not, too.

So it turns out, after the leviathans disperse into the water reservoir, and then throw themselves into some innocent bystander types a la the X-Files black oil, we find out that they seem to have a leader, have orders to follow, but certainly have got a bit of a learning curve to get through. After some stumbling about, and getting their bearings, they come up with a plan to open a buffet, of sorts, at Sioux Falls General Hospital, where Sheriff Mills just happens to be recouping from appendectomy surgery. She is recovered just enough to figure out there are shenanigans going on with her ridiculously handsome and charming doctor, and gives Bobby a heads up, alerting the Winchester crew that the leviathans are spreading. One by one, everyone heads out to the hospital… or do they???!!!!!

Lucifer as Dean

Here’s where the fun of Sam’s hallucinations takes hold in the storytelling. A nicely done trick makes us think that Dean needs Sam’s help, and we go on a twisty little trip through Sam’s pain, and being wildly entertained by Mark Pellegrino as Lucifer. I know some people hate the continuing story of poor widdle Sammy, but his journey with Lucifer taunting him wonderfully along the way has opened the brother’s relationship greatly. And we even get Dean talking to Sammy about his time in Hell! No more hiding, no more angsty stupidness. Dean gets to sympathize and console his brother, and after that awesome fight in the junk yard,we actually see concern and brotherly love! It is an aspect of the Winchester story that has been greatly lacking for many seasons, and I was thrilled to see it all through this last episode.

We end this two episode thrill ride with a crushed leviathan that seems to just be waylaid, Dean with a broken leg and Sam seizing as the ambulance careens our pretty heroes back to the Hospital of Doom, and Bobby disturbingly missing.

Oh yeah, and they BURNED DOWN BOBBY’S HOUSE!!!  Yowza, that is some good shit, writers.

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‘Hawaii Five-0′: There’s a New Deputy in Town

October 2nd, 2011 | by | cbs, hawaii five-o, tv shows

Oct
02

By Stu Robinson,

There’s a new deputy in town, and the sheriff is none too happy about it.

Following the boffo theme song, we see McGarrett cooling his heels outside the new governor’s office – a scene obviously meant to symbolize the fact that he and Five-0 will be on a much shorter leash this season.

Our hero perks up when a hot blonde enters the waiting room and tells the receptionist she has a meeting with the governor. (No California readers, this is not “the governator” and it’s not a “meeting.”) The blonde takes a seat, and McGarret starts chatting her up. I wonder if Navy Lt. Catherine Rollins, McGarrett’s Season 1 love interest, is picking this up on her spy satellite.

The brief flirtation is interrupted when McGarrett and the blonde are called into the governor’s office – together.

Danno, McGarrett and Lori Weston at the crime scene.

Turns out the blonde, Lori Weston (Lauren German, whose most notable credit is Hostel: Part II), is a Homeland Security agent who specializes in profiling. Gov. Sam Denning (Richard T. Jones) has assigned Weston to Five-0. While they might have been flirting outside, neither McGarrett nor Weston is pleased with this forced marriage. But their protests are interrupted by the chirping of McGarrett’s wireless phone, which brings word of this week’s crime.

The governor sends them off to investigate, and it looks like we’re in for the cliched subplot in which the angry boss freezes out the well-qualified but unwanted newcomer. But to my great surprise, the writers spare us most of that. Danno and Chin Ho tell McGarrett he’s acting like a dick, and Lori confronts him in his office to clear the air.

The episode’s plot – really a subplot to the addition of Lori Weston – involves the kidnapping of an attractive, white teenage girl. The team must find her quickly, because she needs medication for a heart condition. I could get into the details of the plot, or rail about the fact that nobody seems to care much when unattractive, non-white, adults go missing, but the real purpose if the episode is to introduce new characters.

Which brings me to a question: Are weasels indigenous to Hawaii? Because two of them pop up in this episode.

An actual weasel.

Lori’s assignment to Five-0 begs the question of whether another female character will have to go to make room for her. It’s unclear; the writers killed off Laura Hills (Kelly Hu) in the Season 1 finale. But Kono remains sidelined, the subject of a Honolulu Police Department Internal Affairs investigation into the $10 million heist from last season’s Episode 12.

Enter Vince Fryer (Tom Sizemore from Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan and Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew), an HPD Internal Affairs officer with really bad taste in suits. The powder blue number he wore in this episode actually stood out for its dullness amid the colorful backdrop of H50. In the headlines as much or more for his drug problems than for his acting, Sizemore mumbles his way through a couple of scenes in a lifeless performance. An actual weasel would be more engaging.

The second weasel is another female character whose time might be coming to a close: Jenna Kaye (Larisa Oleynik). Last seen driving the getaway car for Wo Fat after he killed Victor Hesse, she helps investigate the kidnapping case but also uses the team’s fancy tabletop computer screen to look at files on McGarrett. Later, McGarrett senses that something about her isn’t quite right. When he confronts her, she claims she’s gotten word that her fiance (whom she’d said was killed by Wo Fat) might actually be alive – and she’s going to go back to Washington to investigate. McGarrett tells her to go, but one wonders if he suspects more.

Notes

  • During a stakeout with McGarrett in a diner, Lori addresses one of my pet peeves: the coffee top off. “You get just the right mix going – coffee, cream, sugar – all working in perfect harmony. Then, when you’re not looking, waitress comes and tops you off. Ruins a perfectly good cup of coffee.”
  • Instead of a cargument, McGarrett and Danno bicker on horseback. In the continuation of a running gag, Lori asks: “How long have you two been married.”
  • I’m getting really tired of the team members identifying themselves to victims, witnesses and suspects simply as “Five-0.” Like everyone knows that Five-0 is a special state police agency, even though it’s only been around for a year and we all know how much attention the public pays to government agencies. And how does the governor of Hawaii have the authority to reassign a federal Homeland Security officer?
  • After landing with a splash on the season premiere, Terry O’Quinn did not appear in this episode. While looking over his credits on IMDB, I was reminded that he played Moira Kelly’s father in the in the 1992 figure-skating movie The Cutting Edge. Toe pick!

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Stu Robinson, a college friend of the TV Tyrant, is a writer, editor, media-relations practitioner and social-media guy based in Phoenix.

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‘Hawaii Five-0′ Gets the Band Back Together

September 25th, 2011 | by | cbs, hawaii five-o

Sep
25

By Stu Robinson,

It took me a few days to recover from whiplash following the season premiere of CBS’ Hawaii Five-0.

No, not really. It just seemed like it.

I went into the Season 2 premiere wondering how the H50 writers could resolve last season’s cliff-hanger in a remotely plausible fashion. While I keep the emphasis on “remotely,” they did come up with a narrative to get the band back together for a second season — even if it involved brand new characters, suddenly revealed back stories and those whiplash-inducing reversals.

Last season’s cliffhanger left the Five-0 team in an existential crisis. McGarrett (Alex O’Loughlin) was under arrest, accused of shooting the governor; Chin Ho (Daniel Dae Kim) was the Honolulu Police SWAT commander who arrested him; Kono (Grace Park) was being booked in the $10 million heist from last season’s Episode 12; and Danno (Scott Caan) seemed powerless to do anything about it all.

Cue the children’s choir at the governor’s funeral. To the sound of the choir, we see a montage of:

  • Actor Terry O’Quinn, Kim’s former castmate from Lost, walking off military cargo plane wearing camouflage fatigues and being greeted by Danno;
  • Kono sitting on a surfboard looking pensive (in a red bikini — yeah writers!);
  • former CIA analyst and Five-0 ally Jenna Kaye (Larisa Oleynik) scrolling through evidence pictures on a laptop;
  • McGarrett doing push-ups in a jail cell.

Back at the funeral, Chin Ho stands in a police honor guard scanning the mourners. He makes eye contact with Wo Fat (Mark Dacascos), and afterward accosts the criminal mastermind in the requisite macho confrontation.

Summoned to meet a visitor, McGarrett finds Danno waiting. Their initial exchange recalls two of Season 1′s running gags, their bickering and Danno’s attire:

  • Danno: “Why are you you smiling at me?”
  • McGarrett: “You’re not wearing a tie. It suits you.”
  • Danno: “No, I’m not wearing a tie, because there’s no dress code for an out-of-work cop.”

Danno then yields to O’Quinn, whose first line to McGarrett is,“Let me guess: The governor had it coming.” O’Quinn’s character, Lt. Cmdr. Joe White, is identified as the man who trained McGarrett. Our hero dutifully calls him “sir.”

Next we see McGarrett in the jail’s exercise yard, where he is confronted by Victor Hesse (James Marsters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Caprica and Smallville), the man who killed McGarrett’s father in the Season 1 premiere. After a lengthy fight, Hesse stabs McGarrett in the gut, then speaks to him urgently, though his words are inaudible to the audience.

Cut to boffo theme song.

Confronted later in his cell by Danno and Chin Ho, Hesse explains that he stabbed McGarrett in a non-lethal way so he could escape. There is a quick cut and, sure enough, we see a bleeding McGarrett escape from an ambulance. Turns out Hesse is employing the same strategy tried by Sang Min (Will Yun Lee) in the penultimate episode of Season 1.

  • Hesse: “I may be a soulless bastard, detective, but I’m no fool. Wo Fat is making one last deal. Then he’s going to disappear. But he’s not going to do that without tying up loose ends.”
  • Danno: “Loose ends. By that you mean you, right.”
  • Hesse: “Unless McGarrett kills him first.”

Filling Some Blanks

Among the evidence from Papa McGarrett’s toolbox, White recognizes a photo of a military decoration. He recognizes it as having been awarded to a Japanese pilot for bombing Pearl Harbor. White relates that the pilot later became wealthy and moved to Oahu hoping to make amends. He gave the medal to McGarrett, and later hired him to investigate corruption in the Honolulu Police Department.

With information from the old man, Kaye determines that another item from the toolbox, a key, fits a storage locker at the airport on Molokai. It had been reported that Five-0 would go beyond Oahu this season, so here are two quick scenes on Molokai (that could have been filmed anywhere).

Chin Ho Kelly (Daniel Dae Kim) is confronted in the dead governor's office by the lieutenant governor (Richard T. Jones).

The locker contains grainy, black-and-white video from the private office at the governor’s residence, the very same place where McGarrett was framed for her murder. Danno and Chin Ho race to the residence and find a camera in an old clock before they are interrupted by the lieutenant governor (Richard T. Jones). At least he is identified as the lieutenant governor throughout the episode; wouldn’t he be the governor since his predecessor is dead?

Turns out the newly discovered camera captured a figure appearing behind McGarrett, tasing him, shooting the governor and placing the gun in McGarrett’s hand. Though viewers know it is Wo Fat, the video doesn’t show his face – so he can’t simply be arrested.

But the lieutenant governor does reconstitute Five-0, with two exceptions:

  1. The team no longer will have blanket immunity to break the law; and
  2. Kono must be cleared by HPD’s Internal Affairs Division before she can return to the team.

Finally, in another whiplash inducing scene at the end, it is revealed that there is, in fact, a mole attached to the Five-0 team. It’s just not Chin Ho, as I speculated in my Season One recap.

Subplots

It also was reported over the summer that character of  Dr. Max Bergman (Masi Oka), the oddball coroner, had been upgraded to a regular. This was confirmed in the Season 2 premier. Max finds an unconscious, bleeding McGarrett in his home and proceeds to treat him and alert Danno and Chin Ho.

“Max,” McGarrett says after regaining consciousness, “the least you can do after patching me up is call me ‘Steve.’”

Max quickly displays his sci-fi geek credentials.

When he suggests a brief car exchange with Danno, we see a tiny model of the USS Enterprise from the original Star Trek on his keychain. Perhaps it’s an homage, since the father of Oka’s character on Heroes was played by George Takei, Mr. Sulu from the original Star Trek.

A VW Thing

Then there is his car: Danno ends up behind the wheel of a VW Thing with the license plate “WARP9.” [Kim occupied the Star Trek universe as well, guest starring on an episode of Voyager. And the actor who plays Papa McGarrett in flashbacks (William Sadler) was a recurring character on Deep Space Nine.]

 

Max ends up driving Danno’s macho Chevy Camaro.

Yes, the advertisers must have been happy, because product placement is back for Season 2. An early commercial tells us that, “Chevrolet is proud to power Hawaii Five-0.” Later in the episode, a Hawaiian Airlines jet figures prominently in the background as McGarrett climbs out of a helicopter at the Molokai airport. CBS also used the commercial breaks to promote the season premieres of some of its other big shows, such as CSI and Criminal Minds.

Danno’s ex-wife and daughter, last seen boarding a plane to the mainland after Danno failed to show up at the airport, were only referenced in the Season 2 premiere. In discussions among characters, we learn that Rachel’s pregnancy was further along than she’d realized — and that the father is “The Stan,” not Danno. We’re told that she and Grace are returning to Hawaii so Rachel can give her second marriage another chance.

Notes

  • Not much is revealed about O’Quinn’s character, other than that he trained McGarrett in the military and was friends with Papa McGarrett for years. He’s unflappable: Told McGarrett escaped from jail, he responds that, “Patience was never his strong suit.” He also shows that he is good with gun, backing up Kono in a chase scene. (And what man wouldn’t back her up, since the writers had her wearing a snug pair Daisy Dukes.)
  • While Wo Fat got away, the team did prevent the “last deal” Hesse mentioned – the sale of “dirty bomb” materials to a Eurotrashy dude who Kono shoots dead. But Hesse’s larger plan fails, leaving him dead in his cell.
  • On a personal note, I was happy to see McGarrett dispatch one of Wo Fat’s henchmen with a “Book ‘im, Danno.”

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‘Hawaii Five-0′: Variations on a Theme

September 19th, 2011 | by | cbs, hawaii five-o

Sep
19

By Stu Robinson,

Tonight brings the Season 2 premiere of CBS’ new Hawaii Five-0.

To borrow the slogan from another classic TV show: Same bat time; same bat channel. Once again, it will go up against the ABC hit Castle. NBC hopes to grab some attention with The Playboy Club, but in this time slot I expect it to last about as long as Hef’s latest engagement.

While we wait to see if the H50 writers can resolve last season’s cliff-hanger in a remotely plausible fashion, I thought I’d set the mood with that boffo theme song – along with some of the creativity it has inspired on YouTube.

First, the behind-the-scenes video from last year’s re-recording of the theme.

The Brain Setzer Orchestra had a slightly different take, but still pretty cool.

This one’s a little out there, but it won CBS’ H50 theme song contest last year.

It would be hard to get more out there than these videos giving the H50 sound treatment to Star Wars and Star Trek. I think one of the commenters said it best: “Book ‘em, Chewie.”

Finally, who knew there were lyrics to the H50 theme? Sammy did!

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‘Hawaii Five-0′: Assessing the First Season

July 4th, 2011 | by | abc, cbs, hawaii five-o, tv shows

Jul
04

By Stu Robinson,

A few weeks ago, I posted a recap of Hawaii Five-0‘s season finale. Now that I’ve had a few weeks to reflect on it, here are my big-picture thoughts on the show’s plot and character developments.

The team faces an existential crisis following the season finale. McGarrett and Kono are under arrest; Chin Ho appears to be their jailer; and Danno seems powerless to do anything about it. It’s hard to imagine how our heroes will get out of this mess (but obviously they will so there can be a second season).

In the days following the finale, a couple of questions formed in my head:

Whose side is Chin Ho on? Much as I hate the thought, could one of the show’s primary characters be a rat? McGarrett never really checked out Chin Ho in the pilot; he just took the ex-cop at his word that he wasn’t dirty. Chin Ho knows a lot about McGarrett’s father and says it’s because he was a mentor, but we don’t know if that is true. Perhaps he was onto Papa McGarrett for the bad guys. And it was never really explained how Victor Hesse managed to get the drop on Chin Ho and wire him up with explosives in Episode 12 – the event that led McGarrett and Kono to rob the Honolulu Police asset-forfeiture locker for ransom money. Chin Ho’s situation vis-à-vis the HPD took a number of odd turns during the season, with him going from shunned in the pilot to leading a SWAT team in the finale. He also made some inexplicable decisions in his go-arounds with Internal Affairs officers. And in the season finale, he stormed out of the Five-0 office moments before it was raided by HPD, only reappearing in the penultimate scene with the SWAT team.

Where is the money? The $10 million in cash that McGarrett and Kono “borrowed” to ransom Chin Ho was burned by Hesse. McGarrett and Kono saw it burn, as did viewers. But the team later was told that no money was missing. How could that be? My thought during the season was that Wo Fat had somehow replaced it, for reasons unknown. But after learning in the finale that Gov. Pat Jameson (Jean Smart) was in league with Wo Fat, I realized that the team only thought the money was there because the governor said so. It might not have been. Was the cash recovered in the finale the remnants of Hesse’s bonfire, or did the mysterious Wo Fat singe another load of cash and plant it for HPD to find?

Beyond those questions, the mystery behind the murders of McGarrett’s parents only became murkier, while Danno’s family life became sappier.

Daddy issues dominated the season – McGarrett’s questions about his absentee father contrast with Danno’s moving to Hawaii to remain in his daughter’s life. Weekly plots included fathers’ sacrificing so their sons would have better lives, fathers losing children, even fathers being victimized by their offspring. Whether a child can be proud of his or her father is a central theme. Even the characters acknowledge the show’s daddy issues, with Danno at one point asking McGarrett: “Why is it that every time somebody’s father is involved, you get all goofy? … You lose all objectivity.”

Season One Character Analyses

Steve McGarrett (Alex O’Loughlin) – In my review of Hawaii Five-0‘s season premiere, I noted that McGarrett carried an icy, brooding anger that could get old quickly unless he warmed up to the other main characters. He did that to an extent: His comic “carguments” with Danno have become legendary among fans, and he has an almost empathic link with Chin Ho during action sequences.

But he never really relaxed. His father’s murder had brought him home to Hawaii, only to find that his mother’s death in a car explosion was no accident. Though he identified and arrested his mother’s killer in Episode 13, the man was killed before McGarrett could learn his motive.

Even though the writers gave McGarrett a beautiful girlfriend, she appeared in only three episodes and didn’t do much to soften him up. Danno’s daughter, Grace, had better luck, with McGarrett becoming a surrogate uncle – so much so that she was okay with him picking her up from school after Danno was injured in the season’s second-to-last episode.

Ultimately McGarrett remained fixated on finding out why his father was murdered and became angrier when he discovered that his mother’s death in a car explosion was no accident either. Unfortunately, this inner rage led him right into Wo Fat’s trap in the season finale.

Danny “Danno” Williams (Scott Caan) – After the first few episodes of the new Hawaii Five-0, critics hailed Caan as the show’s breakaway star for his portrayal of McGarrett’s partner. But Danno seemed to lose his edge as the season progressed. The New Jersey cop who bickered constantly with his ex-wife and hated living in Hawaii mellowed out, even learning to surf at one point. Sure, he continued to wear a tie – a running joke among the Hawaiian characters – and held up his end in the carguments, but it seemed like he turned into a bit of a marshmallow in the second half of the season. Perhaps the turning point was an odd episode in which he let his criminal brother, Matt (Dane Cook in a ridiculous bit of stunt casting) escape at the end of a melodramatic airport scene.

On the upside, Danno’s relationship with ex-wife Rachel moved from open hostility to a rekindling of their love. He remained an attentive, devoted father to Grace throughout the season.

Unfortunately, “Book ‘em, Danno” – McGarrett’s signature line in the original Hawaii Five-0 – appeared to fall by the wayside. If this was an attempt by the show’s creators to separate themselves from the original, it was unnecessary. Those throwback elements – the theme song, the boxy black Mercury Marquis and “Book ‘em, Danno” – were what kept Hawaii Five-o in the American consciousness for the three decades it took CBS to bring it back.

Chin Ho Kelly (Daniel Dae Kim) – Daniel Dae Kim didn’t have to leave Hawaii following the last Lost. He just exchanged one beach for another to become Chin Ho, an ex-Honolulu cop mentored by McGarrett’s late father. Bounced from the force after being accused of stealing money, Chin Ho, we later learn, was covering for his uncle, a veteran cop with a very sick wife. Yet the details remain murky. McGarrett trusts him implicitly, and the two seem to share an uncanny telepathy during action sequences. During the first half of the season, at least, Chin Ho was the character who always had the others’ backs.

In the later episodes, however, Chin Ho made a number of questionable decisions at the intersection of his personal and professional lives. These seemed out of character, and gave rise to my suspicion.

Beyond his relationship with HPD, the show revealed very little about Chin Ho’s personal life. His ex-fiancée shows up in Episode 14 amid questions of who dumped whom. Though that set the stage a possible subplot concerning them, the writers apparently passed on that option. In Episode 16, Chin Ho exchanged smoldering glances with a beautiful federal witness he was protecting, but it already had been established that she was headed for the witness-protection program. And in the season finale, McGarrett and the governor implied separately that Chino Ho and Laura Hills, the governor’s public safety liaison, had eyes for each other – which came as a surprise to views who’d seen no evidence of that whatsoever during the season. Not that it mattered, since Hills was killed with a car bomb moments later.

Kono Kalakaua (Grace Park) – A former professional surfer who graduated the police academy during the season, Kono is Chin Ho’s young cousin. Though she would appear to have made the Five-0 team through pure nepotism, she displayed talent and toughness as the season progressed. During chase scenes, she excelled in cutting off the fugitive at the pass. She displayed sharpshooting skills when picked off Hesse from a hillside overlook before he could detonate Chin Ho.

This is the second time Park has appeared in a series update in a role originally held by a man. She played Boomer/Athena on Syfy’s updated Battlestar Galactica. She is a talented actress, but the H50 writers won’t free her from gender stereotypes. Kono’s surfer background provides a pretext for her be in a bikini on a regular basis (something she does very well), and she is the team’s go-to member whenever a child must be interrogated, reassured or otherwise nurtured in the line of duty.

Kono also was the untainted voice of common sense to her cousin, particularly in regard to resolving his past with HPD, but Chin Ho ignored most of her advice.

Aside from a brief flirtation with a former surfing buddy in Episode 6, Kono didn’t find a potential love interest until Episode 22. He was a smart-aleck lab technician named Charlie Fong (Brian Yang). Witty, handsome and claiming to know her, he wouldn’t say where or when they met. She didn’t remember him, and it became a running gag as she subtly attempted to get the information from him. Fong also appeared in the season finale, linking Hills to McGarrett’s anonymous weekly clues via handwriting analysis. We’ll have to see if this goes anywhere in Season 2.

Secondary Characters

Kamekona (Taylor Wily) – The giant shave-ice vendor appeared in 13 episodes, usually bringing some much-needed comic relief to balance the show’s tightly wound tone. He is the show’s go-to utility character: Need a tip, a ride, a babysitter, a gun – even a shave ice? Kamekona’s your guy. It’s implied that he has a history with McGarrett, but Season 1 never explained it.

Grace Williams (Teilor Grubbs) – Danno’s cute, precocious daughter appeared in 12 episodes. The reason Danno left his beloved New Jersey for Hawaii, her main role was to be … cute and precocious.

Rachel Edwards (Claire van der Boom) – Viewers got to know Danno’s ex-wife as the unseen party to angry telephone arguments. Remarried to a wealthy businessman who Danno and Grace call “The Stan,” she took Grace away from New Jersey, prompting Danno to relocate. Danno’s portion of the phone conversations painted Rachel as a screaming shrew always looking to block his access to Grace.

When Rachel finally appeared in Episode 10, she was not at all what viewers had been led to expect. It quickly became clear that she and Danno were getting tired of bickering and retained some fondness for each other. Though Rachel enjoyed the affluent lifestyle of her new husband, she hadn’t forgotten all that she learned as a cop’s wife, the good as well as the bad. And when Danno was in jeopardy, she showed cunning and resourcefulness to help him escape.

The rapprochement continued. By the season finale, she was carrying Danno’s second child and they were planning to return with Grace to New Jersey.

Gov. Pat Jameson (Jean Smart) – After recruiting McGarrett to create Five-0 in the season premiere, the governor gave him a seemingly unlimited budget for equipment and guarded his back in jurisdictional disputes. It was a shocking twist, then, to learn in the season finale that she was in league Wo Fat. Turns out she created Five-0 so she could keep tabs on McGarrett, and hopefully control him. That didn’t work out so well, as Wo Fat shot her dead and planted the murder weapon on an unconscious McGarrett.

Dr. Max Bergman (Masi Oka) – The oddball coroner appeared in four episodes. Expect more from him next season, as Oka told Entertainment Weekly in June that Bergman will be upgraded to a series regular. “They were kind enough to offer me more regular work,” he said. “I don’t know yet if it I will be needed for every episode because they are writing the next season now, but Dr. Max Bergman will be more involved. … I hope they delve into his personal life more. Max Bergman is a nut and I’d liked to know more about who he is and what he does with his time.”

Mary Ann McGarrett (Taryn Manning) – Mary Ann may have more emotional issues than her brother. Papa McGarrett sent her to live on the mainland years earlier, evidently to protect her from whatever shenanigans cost him his life. It was implied that she is a bit of an L.A. wild child, yet she is the only other member of McGarrett’s immediate family still breathing.

Because Mary Ann disappeared after Episode 5, I started to joke about mid-season that her photo was going to turn up on a milk carton. Six episodes later, we found out that she really was kidnapped, but big brother was able to rescue her because the dumbest kidnappers ever failed to confiscate her iPhone.

Whether Mary Ann returns to the islands in Season 2 is anybody’s guess. I hope she does, because she was an interesting character with a lot of potential for new story lines. The answer might rest in what else is going on in actress/singer Manning’s career when it’s time to start filming.

Navy Lt. Catherine Rollins (Michelle Borth) – McGarrett’s girlfriend is in the same boat. (Naval officer in boat, get it? Hahahaha, I slay myself.) Borth has the lead role in ABC’s recently debuted Combat Hospital, playing a Canadian military doctor in Afghanistan. Work schedules are likely to play a major role in determining whether Rollins is back for H50 Season 2.

In terms of plot utility, she’s not crucial. Her primary function was to give McGarrett access on demand to U.S. spy satellites whenever he lost track of a suspect.

Jenna Kaye (Larisa Oleynik) – A CIA analyst on personal leave, Kaye turned up in Episode 19. She shares McGarrett’s obsession with Wo Fat, whom she said had her fiancé killed. Her knowledge of Wo Fat is matched only by her ineptitude in the field. After a frosty start, she and McGarrett join forces, and by the season finale she seems like an adjunct member of Five-0.

Executive Producer Peter Lenkov told Screenrant.com in June that Five-0 would get a new member in Season 2. Kaye would be my first guess, since she probably wouldn’t have a future with the CIA after pursuing Wo Fat on her own. Of course, it also could be Bergman or another character.

With her fiancé out of the picture, Kaye could become a romantic interest if she returns. Though she strikes me as a bit mousy for McGarrett, she shares some personality traits with Chin Ho.

Laura Hills (Kelly Hu)Once one gets past the fact that the writers actually killed off a hot chick, one realizes how expendable she really was.

The governor’s public safety liaison appeared in only three episodes and never really needed to be there. It was like the producers stunt cast a name costar but didn’t know what to do with her. At first, it looked like she might become either a love interest or the team’s bureaucratic nemesis, yet neither materialized. The show muted her beauty with boxy business suits, and her plot contributions were random.

Granted, Hu is nowhere near A list, but she’s been the lead in a couple of movies and a TV sitcom and has some talent to go along with her looks. Having her under contract for no good purpose might be the real-life reason the character had to go.

Bad Guys

Wo Fat (Mark Dacascos) – Will McGarrett’s nemesis return for Season 2? My guess is yes,because there still is so much that viewers don’t know about Wo Fat. The question likely will be answered in the season premier. Even if the writers get McGarrett off the hook for the governor’s murder, a necessity for there to be a Season 2, it doesn’t mean the crime will be traced to our lead villain.

Victor Hesse (James Marsters) – The man who killed McGarrett’s father in the series pilot and rigged Chin Ho with explosives in Episode 12 was last seen receiving a prison visit from Wo Fat. He knows what got Papa McGarrett killed and might use that information as a bargaining chip.

Sang Min (Will Yun Lee) – My guess is that the human trafficker and jailhouse snitch, who appeared in four episodes, will be back for Season 2. He is valuable to the writers as a utility bad guy who can be useful in advancing a plot line. He is sort of an evil twin to Kamekona, except that one is big and tall while the other is short and slight.

What Worked; What Didn’t

Kamekona really brought some needed levity to the tightly would members of Five-0. But he wasn’t simply a clown; I found that I really enjoyed the lighthearted yet loyal character and how he interacted with the team.

↑ The “carguments” between McGarrett were highly entertaining, though I wouldn’t want to be driving on the same road.

↑ The theme song: Boffo!

Audio quality was consistently poor the whole season. The background noise was too loud, too often drowning out the dialog. That’s especially harmful to a show such as Hawaii Five-0, which depends upon quick, witty banter among characters and subtle clues to its various mysteries. I often found myself rewinding the DVR to try and make out key pieces of dialog.

↓ The pacing of large fight scenes was a problem too. Quick video cuts made it tough to follow who was doing what to whom. More exercise for the rewind button on my remote.

↑ Casting actors of Asian and Pacific Island descent. The folks on the show look like the people of Hawaii, though perhaps a bit more buff. Ric Young, the actor who played Gen. Pak in Episode 9, appeared in a 1976 episode of the original Hawaii Five-O as “Chinese travel agent.”

Guest stars ran the gamut from good (Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, Robert Loggia), to adequate (Kevin “Hercules” Sorbo, Rick Springfield) to awful (Dane Cook, Greg Germann, Nick Lachey/Vanessa Minillo).

↓ Inconsistent treatment of “Book ‘em, Danno” – the classic line from the original Hawaii Five-0.

↑ The show does a nice job of incorporating its Hawaiian locale. It taps the local culture and exploits the islands’ breathtaking scenery in ways that really make it stand out from other network procedurals. It’s been reported that Season 2 will get Five-0 off Oahu to some of the other Hawaiian islands.

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Stu Robinson, a college friend of the TV Tyrant, is a writer, editor, media-relations practitioner and social-media guy based in Phoenix.

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