Hawaii Five-0: The New Wave (Guest blog)

[Cue the drumbeat. Roll the surfing video. Bring on the horn section!]

The brassiest TV theme song ever returned to CBS Monday night as the network premiered its update of Hawaii Five-O.WAIKIKI - SEPTEMBER 13: Actress Grace Park at Sunset on the Beach at Waikiki Beach for a screening of the highly-anticipated series premiere of the CBS show 'Hawaii 5-0' on September 13, 2010 in Waikiki, Hawaii. (Photo by Kent Nishimura/Getty Images)

The original series ran from 1968-1980, which surprises me; I thought it ended much earlier. About all I remember – besides the boffo theme music – is Jack Lord’s hair, boxy cars and the signature tag line: “Book ’em Danno.” I bet I’m not alone in that – and that CBS is banking on it. I’ll order some DVDs of the original from Netflix in the coming weeks, but for now that theme song leads to a blank canvas for me and, undoubtedly, many other viewers.

The pilot episode began, like a James Bond movie, with an action sequence that offered some plot background for what was to come. It was one of four gunfights in the roughly 44-minute pilot. The action was so fast and loud that I found them hard to follow the first time through. It wasn’t until I watched again on DVR that I was able to recognize exactly what happened and absorb the relevant plot points.

I understand that the writers had to pack a lot of exposition into the premiere episode, so for now I’ll let them slide on some of the logistical leaps of faith – an impromptu swearing-in by phone; Honolulu Police personnel instantly reassigned without any paperwork or institutional resistance; a city detective coming up with the latest high-tech gadgetry requested by his ex-Navy Seal boss.

It’s a lot easier to go with the flow when one is following a likable cast spouting snappy dialogue. The new Hawaii Five-O is off to a good start with that.

The lead role made famous by Lord, that of Steve McGarrett, is assumed by Alex O’Loughlin. It’s his third lead role in a CBS drama in four years, so he’s got to hope Five-O has more staying power than Moonlight (which I actually liked) and Three Rivers (which I never watched). Through the first third of the pilot, McGarrett carried icy, brooding anger that could’ve gotten old very quickly. Fortunately, the character started to warm up as he assembled and interacted with his three-person supporting cast.

Daniel Dae Kim didn’t even have to leave Hawaii following the last Lost. He just exchanged one beach for another to become Chin Ho Kelly, an ex-Honolulu cop mentored by McGarrett’s late father.

Grace Park, who played Boomer/Athena on Syfy’s updated Battlestar Galactica, again takes on a role originally written for a man. “My next goal is to do J.R. from Dallas,” she joked to Entertainment Weekly. “Then maybe Larry from Three’s Company.” She plays Kelly’s young cousin Kono, now a former professional surfer about to complete the police academy. Her role in the pilot was mostly to be eye candy, rocking a bikini in one scene and stripping down to her underwear in another. But she’s a fine actress, so I hope upcoming episodes give her more substantial plot lines.

As a number of TV critics have noted, the new series’ breakout performer, at least in the pilot, is Scott Caan as McGarrett’s sidekick Danno. The son of actor James Caan, his best-known role probably has been as a supporting player in Ocean’s 11 and its sequels. Playing an East Coast cop recently relocated to Honolulu – and not too happy about it – his chemistry with O’Loughlin will be key to the show’s staying power.

The pilot foreshadowed a possible romance between Danno and Kono. It will be interesting to see if the writers go there, and if so how.

Visually, the new show follows the lead of its predecessor in offering sweeping shots of Hawaii’s landmark vistas. It will be a weekly commercial for the 50th state, so it’s no surprise that product placement was prominent. A colorful Hawaiian Airlines jet was part of the opening montage, and the company ran a commercial late in the show. (I’m writing from Phoenix, and it might have been a local Phoenix ad buy since Hawaiian only serves about 10 cities on the mainland.) Late in the pilot, McGarrett offers Danno a weekend stay at the Kahala Hotel, noting specifically that guests there can swim with the dolphins.

Oddly enough, I wasn’t annoyed by these product placements. As I said earlier about credibility gaps, viewers will overlook a lot of “coincidences” if they become invested in the characters and enjoy watching them develop week to week.

During upcoming episodes, it will be interesting to see if the minds behind the new Hawaii Five-O can build on that dynamic.

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Stu Robinson, a college friend of the TV Tyrant, is a writer, editor, media-relations specialist and social-media guy based in Phoenix. He works for the city of Peoria, Ariz., and his own freelance practice, Lightbulb Communications.